Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Katy Perry Dressed Up As Justin Bieber for Halloween
I can't believe katy perry is a Belieber! who would have thought katy perry @katyperry would love justin bieber? @justinbieber I think they would be a good couple no?
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Just Mild Sauce in My Ring? Taco Bell Marriage Proposal Fail.
Just mild sauce? Why not hot sauce! Taco bell wedding proposal gets extra points for originality but taco bell kind of takes away from the allure of this engagement.
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White Girl with Black Kitty - Museum Art Exhibit
This is the first time I've ever seen a white girl with a black furry kitty! Very cute! The kitty looks like there's something fishy going on! Not sure how the kitty manages to stay put.
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One Rep and I'm Good - Exercising Sit-Up Expectation vs Reality
Generally we hope that we'll look great when exercising. The reality is we look like a puppy dog with straight legs tired and weak! Well, at least I do. One rep and I'm good LOL.
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Grandma You Can Ride In The Back - Pickup Truck and Wheelchair Safety Fail
If you ever see this kind of stuff driving down the highway don't be alarmed. Some people have set the bar for safety down to the lowest point. One short stop and granny goes flying!
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Fundies - Underwear Built for Two
Fundies are the underwear built for two. Twice the fun! Half the fun is getting in them the other half's up to you. includes 4 legs and 2 rears. 2 close friends not included.
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Sick Puke Splash on Big Barf Drop - Roller Coaster Ride Fail - YUCK!
This guy really tosses his cookies on the big drop of the roller coaster. The normal roller coaster turned into a flume ride as he makes quite a splash! YUCK!
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Zipper Eye Makeup - Weird Fashion
Now you can give your eyes another option to making them wider. Forget eye shadow. Just add a zipper to each cheek and both and your eyes will be able to open as far as you like!
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Welcome to Mexico - Be Careful Drinking the Water - White Dress Fart Fail
Welcome to mexico. Careful drinking the water. You might get diarrhea. And especially do not wear white under any circumstances. Brown would be a much better color.
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Bearded Lady - Walmart Prices are So Low They'll Grow Hair on Your Chin
Free admission to the circus of walmart! Now you can shop for the lowest prices and see a bearded lady just like the old days of the circus!
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Eat Your Vegetables! Ripped Jeans and Fresh Produce at Walmart - Fashion Fail
Yuck. I really hate eating vegetables and this just makes it much worse. Now I have to wonder wear my vegetables have been. People please start wearing pants around my food!
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Leopard Print Outfits at Walmart Customer Service - Fashion Fail
Looks like these wild cats are moving in for the kill at walmart customer service. They have spotted a week gazelle and they are getting ready to devour their prey!
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Wake Up! - Penguin Pranks Polar Bear
This penguin has some giant balls to be waking up a polar bear like this. Props to the little guys for taking on the big guys. I'm sure the polar bear will take this in good fun.
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Much Tastier Than Big Macs - McDonald's Grimace Eats a Kid
Yum! This little boy is much more tastier than a hamburger. I'm going to eat this young man head first. The one thing I hate though is bones. Plus he could use some special sauce lettuce and cheese.
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Kermit Has Some Fun Alone Watching Hot Frog Videos
Who knew kermit liked watching sexy videos? Where is miss piggy? Those frogs are really getting into and so is kermit. What muppet fun!
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Fukitol - New Pill Fights Depression, Stress, Job, Money and Family Problems
We're not saying this is a major breakthrough in science we're just asking that you try it. Try fukitol and watch all your problems go away.
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Soccer High Kick - Boy Dreams of Being A Soccer Player Shattered - Sports Fail
Little Johnny just loved playing soccer. Then one day he got kicked right in the nuts and that ended his dreams of becoming a soccer player
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Holding Hands in the Bathroom - A Couple In Love Does Everything Together
This couple really knows love. They do everything together! And they hold hands! How romantic. Not sure how they could both be standing up though
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I Heart You - How To Smother Your Man With Love - Fashion Fail
This is how you take care of your man and smother him with love. He might pass out and need oxygen every now and then. Just make sure he's breathing and continue…trust me he loves it!
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The Real Difference Between Men and Women - Multitasking
Here is a good difference between men and women and probably one of the most overlooked. A woman brushes her teeth showers and urinates separately. A guy does it all at the same time.
