Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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What You Believe Becomes Your Truth - Inspirational Quotes
It's important to remember that whatever you believe becomes your truth. Sometimes our limitations are only because of our beliefs. Keep an open mind and empower yourself with your beliefs.
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How To Put On Makeup and Fix Your Hair Eyebrows and Lips Like A Pro Makeup Fail
This girl is really not winning over too many fans with her artistic stylings on her face. Rather than scare people she should focus on just going for the regular girl look
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Girl Has A Bad Case of Strawberry Butt
This girl really needs to go to the doctor and have that checked out. Strawberry butt is a rare medical condition. She might die because someone will eat her butt.
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Well. You Wouldn't Want A Warm Beer Would You? Epic Super Chilled Beer Boob Ad
They really know sex sells don't they? Beer and boobs. What more is there right? Well advertising agencies certainly know this is the case.
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Kid Ponders Loads of Biscuits, Pork Pies and Stuff Has Wet Dream Fantasize Fail
This kid really should get a different thing to fantasize about. You don't want to get too excited about food otherwise it might be addicting.
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? I Chased Him With My Deep Fryer
Finally an answer to the age old question of why did the chicken cross the road! We can see the answer is obvious now. She chased him!
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How To Drink A Milkshake - Start With A Huge Gallon of Ice Cream and Milk
This girl is schooling everybody on how to drink a milkshake. Little boys would take sips but this girl is downing the whole darn thing. Amazing!
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Nailed It - Pink Oil Moisturizer Hair Lotion Pink Protection Fashion Fail
This guy is really doing his best to look like a pink bottle. He even has it down to the black cap on top. Hilarious! I wonder if he even uses the product?
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Hey Lady I Think Your Shoe Is Untied - Hot To Prank a Hot Girl in a Short Short Skirt
This girl really needs to wear a really long dress. Otherwise guys will be hovering around her left and right probably falling down and looking up.
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Merry Christmas Cold Winter Snow and Ho Ho Ho
Funny how only three things don't get cold in the winter. Polar bears, penguins and whores. It's seems the colder it is the shorter their skirts.
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No Way Girl! How Bad Do You Want It? Walmart Shirt Fail
These walmart customers sure can be out there can't they be? Not sure what she was thinking but I don't think anybody is thinking the same way
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Boobs Fail in the Subway
These boobs look so wrong. Not sure if anybody is noticing. Maybe black would be a better color to choose the next time. Not so obvious
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Pop Out Of Bed and Put On Pink Hairy Man Thing Slippers
These slippers are perfect for the morning. You can parade around in them and your family will think that you have lots of energy in the morning.
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I Feel Pretty Oh So Pretty. Pink Ribbon Frog Fashion Fail. Kiss a Frog Prince
That is one homely frog. I don't think a ribbon is going to help him at this point do you? No way! Maybe a kiss from a prince would help?
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Pretty in Purple Nailed It Who Wore It Better McDonald's Grimace vs Purple Dress
It is a tough decision when you have to decide who wore purple better. They both seem so perfect in their own special way. I would have to give the edge to the top heavy girl.
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Walmart Parking Lot Fashion Show Pink Flower Fashion Fail
I give her an a plus for trying but walmart she really stop having fashion shows. Nobody can compete with the likes of these people. It's not even a contest
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Anybody Want To Ride My Bike? Big Butts Are For Little Girls Colossal Butt Fail
This girl is setting some kind of big butt record. I don't think it's possible for a butt to be that big. I think she might be visiting the photoshop salon.
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Never Trust A Fart - Sharts Have A Way of Creeping Right Up Out Of You - Fail
This poor girl never expected to be in this position on an elevator. Thankfully nobody was hurt except maybe an ego and she'll probably have to buy all new clothes
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Don't Judge My Path If You Haven't Walked My Journey - Quotes
Don't judge me till you walk a mile in my shoes or live a day in my life. This is an interesting spin on a famous quote. How true.
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The Heart Has No Wrinkles - Inspirational Quotes
The heart has no wrinkles. Look at this happy couple. True live is timeless. Remember that! How beautiful it is to grow old together!
