Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Best Facial Expression Ever Woman Freezes with Bug Eyes at Cowboy Butts in Boots
This woman should become an all time classic. The woman looks like she is frozen in time like a deer in the headlights. So totally epic!
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Two Girls Piggy Back Ride with a Thing Hanging Out the Bottom of Dress Photobomb
These girls should watch what they take pictures of. It kind of looks like her foot is a penis. She will look at the picture later and think she was hanging out with a he she
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New Apple iShit Toilet Bowl - Leave it to Apple to Reinvent the Bathroom
I can't wait to buy one of these. Nothing like crapping on an apple product. Now apple busts into the bathroom with the biggest update ever to your crapper.
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Run Forest Run - Running Tree with Roots for Legs
This tree really looks like it's running! Wow the roots look like legs! Crazy weird. I think I want one of these trees for my yard. Epic!
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My Tissue Novelty Box Cover - Change Your Photo to Look Creepy Doll Fail
Not sure who would ever buy this but don't put your kids photo in it because it's too creepy. Would you want your kid looking like a sex doll?
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I LOVE BIG BOOBES
The little kid at the mall really loves what he sees standing in a hallway by the Victoria's Secret while his mom does all the shopping. And his mom knows that he won't wander off anywhere lol
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Hair Minimizing Lotion Remove Hair Including Ponytails Hanging Out Your Bikini
This stuff better work because this girl really needs it bad. She has an epic amount of pubic hair hanging out of her bikini. She might need scissors too.
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Two Birthday Cakes - Mom Getting Ready to Blow Out the Candles - Parenting Fail
These cakes look great however the little girls cake is too close to the big giant penis cake next to it. Epic parenting fail. Somebody should take that cake to a private room.
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Hey Crossed Eyes You Suck Hard at Lollipop - Funny Face Fail
This girl really loves her lollipop. You can see she is sucking a bit too hard. Maybe she should ease up and give her eyes a break before they stay that way.
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Bread Is Life Ad - How To Make Bread - Delicious Loaf of Bread Not Hard To Bake
This looks like the yummiest bread ever. I'm sure people everywhere will want some. It looks really hard to make. I'm sure a lady could help
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Just Washing My Hands in the Walmart Bathroom - Butt Handprints Fail
This girl really has no idea she should be washing her clothes too. Apparently somebody groped her without her knowing. Next time she should fool around without clothes on.
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My Shreddies Flatulence Filtering Underwear - No Fart Smell Smells Fishy
This underwear filters unpleasant odor. I wondered who tested this out? It's winner of the aka look good feel good award. I'm sure I could break these.
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I Could Just Sit and Look At You All Day Long Ugly Bulging Eyes Love Saying Fail
This guy has to be the strangest looking dude ever. Imagine staring into this guy's eyes for longer than a few seconds. I bet you can't do it. Big fugly eyes and hairdo!
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Pressure Point Massage Pen Battery Powered Vibration Write Your Own Happy Ending
This pen is the perfect device to write stories or to reach an orgasm. You can write your own story every time. Use your imagination. Non washable.
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Twerking a Bear in the Snow - Bear Has Best Winter Ever
This bear is having a great winter you can see that. Who would have thought bears love to get twerked? Go figure! This guy certainly does.
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High Heel Shoes with White Nike Socks Fashion Fail
Wow talk about epic fashion fail. Everybody knows socks don't go with high heels. Then throw on white socks and it's even worse. Now add a nike logo and it's an epic fail.
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Apple iPad Immersion Reading - Sleep With Your Head Inside an Apple iPad Box
This is the greatest gift ever for people who really love their iPad. Now you can live inside your iPad virtual world and never go anywhere else.
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Old Lady In a Bikini On a Beach
For the first time in my life I looked a the bikini and I told my self EWWWWWW
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Victoria's Secret Just Came Out
Victoria's Secret just got out to public by a little kid in the mall. NICE GOING KID
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Merry Christmas Animal Print Unt Coffee Mug Best Gift For Your Girlfriend / Wife
This mug is sure to please your favorite gal. Just give it to her to send a message that you appreciate and love her and she will get the message.
