Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Play Doh On Sale at Walmart Poo Dough Poop Play Dough Looks Like Real Thing Yuck
This poo dough won't be making it to my cart. I already have enough of this shit. Some toys just go too far don't you think? Yuck!
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Dat Knee and Disney - This and That Hot Legs
Who would have thought Disney could be so much better than Dat Knee you know? It's cool that it's just a little this and that.
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When You See It... You'll Shit Bricks and Boobs
This woman doesn't have problems blending in to the party does she? She kind of sticks out like a sore thumb in a big boobs kind of way.
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See Through Lumpy Leggings at Walmart - Tight Pants Fail
This girl is part of the walmart community the considers it ok to walk around in your underwear. Nobody seems to notice or care.
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Get Cash Fast at a Walmart ATM - Read the Sign Fail ATM Temporarily Out Of Order
This guy really needs a hammer to hit him in the head because he is pretty clueless. Dude do you notice the sign? It say out of order! No Money!
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Gain Weight Fast with the Best Diet Busting Meals at Walmart: Lose Fat Diet Fail
You have to admit the guy has a point. He beat anorexia and he is proud of it. I guess it's all about perspective right?
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Drowning Not a Chance
Demotivational posters for Grownups, its cool to have big boobs if you ever go swimming and you don't know how its ok you will never drown you always have a life bubbles lol
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Do Something Today That Your Future Self Will Thank You For Inspirational Quotes
Do something today that your future self will thank you for. You will look back and say thanks for doing that me! I love myself for doing that!
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Best Pickup Up Lines Ever Wish You Were My Little Toe I'd Bang You on Furniture
This has to be the best pick up line ever. This girl is actually touched by his lines too. I think a slap would be more appropriate don't you?
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Dogs with Disabilities Don't Stare at His Legs! Not Polite to Stare at Disabled
Look folks. I know it's interesting to look at dogs that have disabilities but they would rather you don't stare at them. Be considerate
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Delicious Mike Tyson Chocolate Happy New Ears for Happy New Year
What a great idea. Chocolate ears for the new year! I'm going to bite some ears off today oh yes! They should be a delicious way to bring in the new year.
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Happy Birthday Earth You Are 2014 Years Old Today Dumb Happy New Year Tweet Fail
This girl really should go back to school and study. Everybody knows the earth isn't 2014 today. It's more like 2015. Duh.
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Dirty Mind What Is Going On Here? Sex? - Just a Black Guy with Cream on His Back
Wow this is some optical illusion I really thought it was two people trying to have some fun. I guess my mind is pretty dirty.
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Drink Up Kids! Kids Drink from Custom Beer Tap Handle Mini Keg - Parenting Fail
These kids don't look old enough to drink but I guess they are going to go ahead anyway. Major parenting fail besides the fact that the guy looks like a molester.
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Nicki Minaj Drag Queen in a Black Swimsuit and Boots
This guy is really scaring me. I don't like the way his swimsuit fits around his body. It's almost too much information don't you think?
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New Xray Glasses See Through Clothes Like Superman
Who wouldn't want a pair of these? Order me some. I'll take them outside for a walk around town. Don't mind me staring! Nobody will ever suspect your super powers!
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Van on Highway Packed with Boxes and Bodies - Somebody Call the Police
This is one scary scene. You spot a van on the highway and then all of a sudden you see bare feet in the window. Looks like stacked bodies!
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Xray Vision Shows High Heels Make Bones Injury Prone Your Weight on Ball of Foot
Still wearing high heels? Think again! Those heels could really be a pain when they break your bones. Your entire weight rests on the ball of your feet.
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The Boy Knows How To Pick Them
He will grow up to be a good listener look how he is looking at the girls that's my man is the key in life listening and eye contact
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Volkswagen Really Knows How To Build Cars
Volkswagen really knows how to build cars now I think thats my new favorite car
