Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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You Want To Ride With Me? - Kids Riding Penis Ponies Horseplay Fail
These kids look like they are a little too smart for their own good. Who put them up to this or was it just a sexual accident? Ha ha!
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Kitty Cat Tail Mustache and Tattoo Hairy Chest Front and Back Butt Body Art
This guy should get an award for creativity. Who would have thought to do such an amazing thing to your body? Cool body art
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Bad Hair Day and Worst Dressed at Walmart - Stay Classy People of Walmart! WTF!
This girl is going for a dual award. Bad hair and worst dressed. The competition is stiff. You will have to go way out of your way to not win at walmart.
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Safety First - Motorcycle Bug Shield for Kids - Parenting Fail
Not sure who is driving here but they might need a talking to. I don't think that kid is going to stay alive very long what do you think?
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Get Your Next Haircut at Walmart Professional Hair Styles Look Like Fail Sprouts
I would really love to get my hair cut at walmart. I mean look at the amazing job they did on this girl. Looks incredible. She has to be pleased.
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Hot and Cold Shorts and Ugg Boots at Walmart Fashion Fail
This clothes are horrible if you are trying to dress normally. Maybe you can visit some place south then quickly fly to some place north in the same outfit
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Cheap Clothes at Walmart - Pants Open Back to Butt Crack Fashion Fail
What in god's name is wrong with the people at walmart? Don't they look at themselves in the mirror before going out? Good god!
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McDonald's Lowers Bar for New Applicants - McDonald's Now Hiring Smiling Shit
Looks like McDonald's will hire anybody at this point even pieces of shit. It says right their they are hiring smiling shit and I know a few people like that.
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Winning Wrestler Stuns the Competition as a Master of Distraction in Sexy Bikini
This wrestler is one smart dude. Want to take out your competition mess them up with a sexy bikini. They'll be too busy checking you out
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McDonald's Mice Will Customers Buy $1.00 Mice vs Expensive McNuggets? Sign Fail
Why would McDonald's undercut their own business? I know there is ample supply of mice but will customers pay $1.00 for mice?
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Little Girl Grabs Goofy - She Love The D
Wow poor goofy didn't see this one coming! Perfect photo right? I think these two little girls are going to grow up groping guys
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Dapper Hipster Llama in a Sexy Scarf - Alpaca Scarf for My Trip
This guy really looks good in a scarf don't you think? He looks like he's perfectly dressed for the occasion. What a guy!
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You Can Always Count on Your Cat Even While Puking With Your Head in the Toilet
Let's face it. Animals don't judge. You can always count on your cat to be there for you even when you are praying to the porcelain gods
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Lettered Lounge Lizards in Love - High School Seniors
These lounge lizards lettered in high school. They always have such an attitude right? I think the girl really digs her boyfriend.
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Air Wick Air Freshener - Spray on Stink and It Will Smell Like Flowers and Shit
I never understood these air fresheners. Why would you spray the stuff when something stinks? It makes it smell like flowery stink right?
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Cookie Monster Dress - Sesame Street Style
This dress is really great if you want to be eaten like cookies. Just throw on one of these dresses and the cookie monster will find you
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Big Cool Cat with a Small Head Selfie
This kid really knows how to take the pictures doesn't he? I think he is very photogenic but somebody shrunk his head poor guy.
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Baby's First Photos Puking - It's Not Easy To Hold In Your Milk
What a cute baby photo! It would have been even better if the baby wouldn't have tossed cookies on his sister. Oh well. It's all good.
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Best Makeup Job Ever How to Apply Makeup and Lipstick to Look Like a Clown Fail
This girl must have a screw loose. Did she think she is going to go outside looking like this? I hope not. She might scare a few people.
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Pair of Jugs Could Save Your Life Throw in Water to Drowning Person and Grab On
These are a great pair of jugs to have around when you are swimming. Just throw them in the water and grab on to them!
