Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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When You Post Your Kids Photos This is What We See - Ugly Kids - Blind Parents
This is so true. Every parent simply loves their children but when other people see these kids they see little monsters. Pretty funny.
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Beautiful Prom Dresses, Handsome Tuxedos, and Poodle Dog Poop Photobomb
Wow this dog really stole the thunder of this photo didn't he? What a stinker! Couldn't he wait until after the photos were finished?
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What Was Eating Him? Depressed Ketchup Gun Suicide Leaving a Red Bloody Mess
Poor ketchup. I wonder what was eating him? Poor guy. Maybe he should have talked to the mustard before doing something so drastic
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She's A Witch - Girl Casts a Long Shadow Nose Photobomb
He would have thought this girl was a witch? Look closely and we have proof! Undeniable. Might as well burn her at the stake!
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High Fashion - No Way Girl - Best Prom Dress Ever - Big Red Lips Dress Fail
This has to be the ugliest dress ever. What was she thinking? That is going to scare the daylights out of everyone. It looks like a big giant set of lips wrapped around her.
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High Heel Dog Shoes Complete with Pink Collar - Funny Fashion
This has to be the coolest shoes ever. I would love to get a pair of these shoes for my wife. They are dog gone funny. Hilarious invention!
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Just About to Get Gored by Bull Horns? Take a Selfie! Running of the Bulls Fail
This guy seriously should focus on getting the heck out of there. If he waits any longer he's going to have an ass full of horns and blood
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Censorship Bath Towel - Take a Shower and Barely Throw on this Hot Towel
This has to be the coolest idea ever. Now you don't even need the out of focus bubbles or boxes. I can also pretend she's naked and being censored!
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Dramatic Weight Loss Before & After - Flowery Blue and Gold Summer Belly Outfit
This girl actually does look thinner when she turns to the right. Imagine if it were only that easy. I'd turn my head 360 degrees.
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Maternity Clothes at Walmart - Pregnant Black & White Stripe Shorts & High Heels
Wow this girl is really going to go places. Maybe she is off to referee a game or something. I think she'll definitely have no problems with calling foul.
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World's Biggest Toe is School Mascot - WTF
This camel toe has got to be the biggest one ever. I don't know how they found one so big and so hairy. Seriously WTF?
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Don't Feed the Animals at the Zoo - Zebra Print Outfits at Walmart
At walmart the animals are getting restless. If you feed them that will promote their behaviors so it's best just to stay away.
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Giant Height Challenged: Tallest Volleyball Players Next to Shortest Cheerleader
Wow this girl looks extra short next to those girls. I can't imagine how anybody could be so different in height. It looks like she is just a little kid.
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Apple and Nike Team Up to Create New Fashion Line Fail
This fashion line might want to get reconsidered. I don't know anybody that would want to wear this even though they like both products
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Health Care at Walmart - Walk Around in Your Hospital Gown and Find a Doctor
These guys can't have all their screws stable. I would say some of them are loose. Who the heck walks around like that? Sheesh! Nuts
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Tight Calvin Klein Blue Jeans at Walmart - Butt Fashion Fail
Wow those pants are really tight around the butt. One wrong move and a chick might come popping out.
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Patch Up Your Pants at Walmart and Make Old Pants New Again - Fashion Fail
This guy must be related to patch adams. He has more patches in his pant than there are threads running through them. Time to get some new pants.
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New McDonald's Chicken McNuggets with a Deep Fried Chicken Head - Fast Food Fail
I never had mcdonald's this good before. A deep fried chicken head really looks delicious. You can chew around the eyeballs and mouth. Yum!
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Blue Jean Tube Socks at Walmart Fashion Fail
It looks like her jeans got cutoff on the way up! I hope this doesn't become a new fashion trend because then everybody will have sweaty legs in the summer.
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School Yearbook Pictures Fail - Can You Find Me? I Got Left Back A Few Times
This guy didn't do too well in school. He kind of sticks out like a sore thumb. The other kids think he might be a bit slow.