Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Pic Hugging My Son for the Family Album - Sports Bra Boobs Duck Face Photobomb
This girl in the background really ruined the hallmark moment. I don't think they'll be putting this one in the family album.
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Katy Perry Must Have A Sore Mouth - Katy Perry Blows Thousands After Super Bowl
I would have never suspected that Katy Perry could give 1000 blow jobs but I guess it's possible. She definitely sings really well.
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Adult Diapers - Don't Shop at Walmart Without Them - Poop in My Pants Fail
Wow this woman should speed up and run home. How the heck did she poop so badly like that? She's going to need to burn those clothes.
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Wear Your Blue Pajamas and Slippers to Walmart and Buy Some Midnight Snacks Fail
This woman must have just fallen out of bed and went to walmart. Wow. That onesie really sticks out and says I'm special... special ed.
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Looks Legit - Man's Sneeze Blows Wife's Hair Off Bald - Strangest Thing Ever
Don't believe everything you read. This must have been on the front page of the enquirer or the star. Looks like she has a bald head wig
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Wanting a Surfer Boyfriend - Just Girly Things - Hot Body Cool Waves Fail
This is every girl's dream right? A surfer boyfriend is the ultimate girl plaything. Now just remember they come in all shapes and sizes.
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Taking My Baby for a Motorcycle Ride - Worst Parent Ever Unsafe Parenting Fail
Riding on a motorcycle can be dangerous. Riding on a motorcycle with your kid is insane! Well at least they have helmets.
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Bartender Has Hottest Legs Ever in Lovely High Heels and Skirt Order Me a Drink!
This guy really knows how to dress doesn't he? I'm sure he gets lots of tips looking like that. Wait a minute... that's a mirror!
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The Hobbit - Baby with the World's Biggest Feet Ever - Bigfoot
This baby must have size 30 feet. Wow. He must have a hard time walking around with those bad boys. You would think he could get an operation to fix that.
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And Not a Single Fuck Was Given That Day on the Subway Open Shirt Belly Fat Fail
This guy walks around like he's not giving a fuck and I'm believing him. No way this guy gives a fuck nor has he ever.
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When You Gotta Go You Gotta Go - Elephant Sized Poop and Pee Bathroom Break
This guy really needs to go and this street is going to need to be power washed afterwards. The whole neighborhood might need to be shut down.
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Tough Guy Unitard - Weightlifter in a Hello Kitty Onesie Fail
This guy really looks like a bodybuilder that likes cats but the way he's trying to express himself makes him look like a pussy
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Take Your Dog for a Walk at Walmart and Let Your Dog Poop on the Floor Fail
People feel free to take your animals to walmart and have them poop right on the floor. Walmart people will just step right in it.
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Curly Corkscrew Mustache Personal Grooming Products at Walmart Facial Hair Fail
That has to be the world's most interesting mustache. I think the guy has a snake living on his face and it's curled up under his nose
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Justin Bieber Bald and Beard Mug Shot - Hair Photoshop Swap - OMG Funny!
OMG! This has to be the funniest justin bieber photo ever. I've never seen the guy look so good before. He looks great bald and sporting a massive beard.
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Extra Small Shorts and Extra Large Tops at Walmart No Butt Body Proportions Fail
This girl might have the craziest body proportions ever. She's built like a lightbulb wow. She's big and tall on top and a midget on the bottom.
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Enjoy a Romantic Candlelight Dinner for Two at McDonald's for Valentine's Day
Wow I couldn't think of anything more romantic than taking my woman to mcdonald's for valentine's day. We really love the ambiance.
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Baby Daddy All Bundled up for Winter Selfie Baby Burrito or Kangaroo Pouch? Cute!
This is so cute. Dad is taking a great picture of himself and his baby all bundled up. The little guy looks snug as a bug in a rug.
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Cool Gel Beds at Walmart Comfortable Like Sleeping in Refrigerator Full of Meat
This guy is just taking a nap in the refrigerator at walmart. Wow. Looks very comfortable. I hope he's not dead. Somewhat might buy him and eat him.
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Not So Hot Selfie - No Way Girl - You Can't Unsee It Surprise Package Photobomb
This girl is really hot until you look down and then you want to stab your eyes out. What the heck is going on here? I can't unsee this!
