Joseph DiStefano

@jd

I’m a lover not a fighter

191 Friends Joined September 2012
  1. Dirtiest Bathroom Ever - Best Hand Soap Now on Sale at Walmart - Dispenser Fail

    Not sure if much soap will be coming out of this one. I'm sure everyone is leaving that bathroom with dirty hands. Yuck!

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  2. I Am a Meat Popsicle - Pole Stuck Between Butt Cheeks Someone Get Me Butter

    This woman looks very much like a meat popsicle. i hope someone will make sure that she's not stuck there. Otherwise we're going to need a whole lot of butter.

    I Am a Meat Popsicle - Pole Stuck Between Butt Cheeks Someone Get Me Butter
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  3. Manly High Heel Mens Sport Shoes Now On Sale at Walmart - Sign Fail

    Not sure what guys are buying these but if walmart puts them on sale I'm sure they will sell. I'm a guy and I might even buy a a pair

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  4. Sit On My Face Never Tasted This Good - Dog Parks Butt on Girl's Face

    This dog really likes to relax but I think his owner might want to get some oxygen stat. I don't think there is room to breathe.

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  5. Baby Tries to Feed Off a Statue - Breastfeeding Fail - Mom Thinks It's Funny

    This poor little guy can't figure out what's wrong. It looks like she set him up. He's going to have nightmares later on in life.

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  6. Modern Family Breast Envy Julie Bowen Sofia Vergara Sophia Loren Jayne Mansfield

    This famous photo has been recreated by the modern family crew. Who's boobs do you like better Sofia Vergara or Jayne Mansfield?

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  7. Stop! My Boyfriend is Taking Pictures of Me in the Shower Photobomb Selfie Fail

    This girl must really like attention but her little ploy to get some didn't quite workout because of a mirror. She's busted and we have proof!

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  8. Cover My Eyes I'm Not Allowed to Look at Boobs - Boy Sees Bras on Sale at Target

    This little guy knows he shouldn't be looking here so he covered up his eyes. How funny! I'm sure the store will give him an okay pass

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  9. Twins? - Two Front Teeth Little Girl vs Back of Truck

    I tell you I really can't tell these two apart. They both look so similar. All the truck needs to do is have a better set of eyes and it's exact.

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  10. Hello Yes, This is Balls - Talented Dog Makes Phone Call with Balls

    This dog really is talented. He can dial the phone with his balls and speak too. It never ceases to amaze me what animals can do!

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  11. Stressed Out Little Girl Smokes a Cigarette - Parenting Fail

    What's up with parents that don't look after their kids? I think they are too busy taking pictures of them to teach them right from wrong.

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  12. Moms Feeding Babies at Walmart. You're Doing It Wrong Baby Doll.

    Can you spot the real mom and the artificial one? I'll give you a hint. The real mom has her shirt almost off and the fake mom has a cabbage patch doll.

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  13. Vein Steroid Explosion How To Gain Muscle Mass Fast and Pump Up Your Legs - WTF

    His skin looks like it's exploding with blood. Any more veins and he'll have to be rushed to the hospital when it all explodes. Steroid storm!

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  14. Grandpa Thinks He is Peter Pan and the Jolly Green Giant - Epic Fashion Fail

    Wow grandpa wearing green leather really frightens me. Someone needs to put this poor guy into a home stat. Getting old is scary.

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  15. How To Get Rid of Grey Hair - Tea Bag Your Hair - Blonde, Red, or Brunette

    Want to get rid of grey hair and not have it ever again? Wash your hair with tea! It works! Just follow these instructions from my grandmother

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  16. Walmart Employees Don't Want You to Touch Yourself But They Will Gladly Help Out

    It looks like walmart has implemented a no touch yourself rule. I guess people were touching themselves like crazy and somebody had to put a stop to it.

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  17. Hot Mouse - Sex Sells - Subliminal Advertising

    This mouse looks just like a vagina. I think I'll order me a few of these! I bet the advertisers new darn well that they would sellout.

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  18. How To Make Your Butt Look Small Wear Black Not a Pattern See the Difference?

    Both of these girls have the same sized butt. However the one on the left wore black and the one on the right wore a loud print. Can you tell the difference?

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  19. Fell Asleep on Her Boobs - Best Pillow Ever - Sleeping in Class

    This girl really knows how to take a nap in the middle of class and she brought her own pillow! How convenient! Must be comfortable.

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  20. Walmart Shoppers Facing Stiff Competition for Worst Dressed Toilet Paper Fashion Fail

    This poor person should check the mirror before leaving the bathroom. Do you notice you have a tail stuck to your ass? Lookout walmart!

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