Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Police: You're Under Arrest for Shopping at Walmart Prices So Low It's Stealing
Wow this guy looks like he's going to the slammer. I guess he was shoplifting but who knows maybe he broke out from the insane asylum.
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Murica... Smoking Drinking Parenting Fail Let's Hear it for the Red White & Blue
This kid is all set to be a redneck. He's got his beer and his smokes. All he needs is the American flag and he's official.
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Have You Ever Felt So Fine You Had to Pose in Front of Cheese People of Walmart Fail
This girl defines the word sexy. She's so damn fine that she absolutely had to pose in front of the government cheese. No way girl.
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Drunk Baby Dolls at Walmart - Kids Toy Fail - Just Say No To Drugs - High Baby
I don't think I would get this toy for my kid. I want to teach them to just say no to drugs and not get high and shop at Walmart
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British Woman Jailed for Trolling Herself on Facebook Sending Horrible Comments
British woman jailed for trolling herself on Facebook in effort to frame father, stepmother. Michelle Chapman 24 was sentenced to 20 months for setting up fake accounts sending herself horrible comments then reporting abuse to police.
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That's a Lot of Loads - Apple Reaches 60 Billion Downloads from the iTunes Store
Wow I never thought apple could reach that many cum downloads. They must be real proud of their porn. Tim Cook must have had a few loads himself.
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No Way Girl Red Leggings & Red Hair on People of Walmart Fashion Fail Nailed It
This girl is looking real good. I guess she is making a fashion statement that says I don't give a fuck about how I look. Nailed it.
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Winter Coats Now on Sale at Walmart - Stylish Shaggy Purple Abominable Snowman
This girl looks downright frightening. She looks like one of those cartoon monsters you see at christmas. How the heck did her hair get purple?
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Colorado Make Pot Legal Baby Celebrates by Smoking a Bong - Parenting Fail
This little guy is too young to be doing this stuff! What the heck is it with colorado? Do you guys know that this kid is too young to eat solid foods?
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Hello Kitty Panties with Pantyhose Now on Sale at Walmart Fashion Fail
Help I never want to see another kitty cat ever again. I'm going to have nightmares about miss kitty now. She looks horrible on this girl's butt
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Guess Who Had Sex? High School Yearbook. Baby Daddy Teen Parenting Accident
This kid couldn't be happier to be a dad. In fact he's still a kid himself so he should get along great with his baby. Cute kid
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And Not A Single Fuck Was Given in the Great Flood - Relaxing Float Trip Fail
This guy doesn't seem to be bothered by the fact that everything flooded outside there places of business. Excellent time for a float trip.
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Liz Hurley Denies Bill Clinton Affair - Looks Like Bill Did It Eyes - News Fail
This news is perfectly placed isn't it? You would think that somebody planned those image placements perfectly to sell more copies?
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Family Mediator Good Listener Strict Dictator Fast Results- Kim Jong Kills Uncle
Who could think of a better family mediator than Kim Jong Un? He'll kill the whole family if he has to even his uncle. What a prick.
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Redneck Lighting Up a Cigarette - Cigarette Lighter Fire Fail - Why God?
God bless America even the rednecks! What would we do without their humor? They make the world a better place with fails
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Delicious Breakfast Fresh Pastries Now on Sale at Walmart - Dirty Feet Fail
Yuck I don't think I'm buying anything from walmart ever again. What the heck is this worker guy doing sitting on the shelves and worse in his bare feet?
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There's an App for That - Dead Girls Don't Say No - Apple Genius Bar Necrophilia
Being at the apple genius bar would imply style and taste. Not sure why she is promoting sex with dead people. There isn't an app for that
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How To Lose Weight Fast Stretch Fold Your Body In Half Exercising Contortionist
This girl better watch out before she becomes a quadriplegic. When that neck snaps you'll be done for. Be careful lady!
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Cat Plays with His Own Tail on a Chair
This cat has to get the award for the coolest trick ever and balancing act. Somebody tell him it's his tail so he doesn't go all crazy.
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Bathroom Sink Upside Down Black and White Cat Drink from the Water Faucet
These cat is very talented. It looks like he's defying gravity to get a drink of water. Now somebody needs to turn it on full blast.
