Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Hair Products at Walmart Keep Your Hair in a Bun Buy One Get a Free Bag of Chips
This girl is really on the cutting edge of fashion. I guess she is trying to keep her hair fresh? Maybe she should consider going shorter
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Nailed It - How To Bake Cookie Monster Cupcakes - Cooking Fail
Wow I don't think you can get any further from the original design here. Maybe instead of cooking and baking she should stick to eating.
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What Should I Buy for My Girlfriend? I Only Got $10. Toughest Decisions in Life
Should I buy her a toy stuffed animal or get some condoms? I only have ten bucks. One is fun to squeeze the other would be hard.
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Proud New Parents - Happy Family - Awkward Family Photos - Baby Black Eye Fail
This family looks real happy but I'm fairly certain they weren't always this happy. That baby doesn't resemble the father. I guess that's why mom has a black eye.
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Best Mugshot Ever - Accused of Threatening to Kill the President - Mug Shot Fail
This has got to be one of the best mug shots ever. Her look makes it look like she's either innocent or crazy. Not sure which.
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Big Toe Tattoo
Nothing like a nice camel toe. This person has one permanently. Now you don't have to worry about what you are wearing.
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Just Texting My Baby - Pregnant Bikini Fashion Fail
Wow that's some outfit she is wearing. I guess she's texting her baby. She needs to buy some new clothes because those don't fit anymore
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Classy White Wedding Dress with Tiara - Bride Makes Epic Fashion Fail Entrance
This girl is giving the wedding attendees quite a show. I think they need to put her back in the vehicle and throw her more booze.
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M&M's Will Grow Hair on Your Back - Pants on the Ground Fashion Fail at Walmart
The people of walmart regularly try to save money by dropping their pants on the ground instead of buying cooler clothes. How did this guy pass up on candy?
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Beautiful Earrings The Key to a Girl's Heart - Never Lose Your Keys Fashion Fail
This girl is wearing a key on her ear. I guess she wants to make sure she never gets locked out of the house. You can't lose these keys.
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First Day of School Period Off to Bad Start Embarrassing Hoodie Pad Fashion Fail
This poor girl must not realize she had a menstrual pad on her back. Either that or she is trying to soak up all the sweat from being nervous on her first day
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Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Shops at Walmart
Who would have guessed that the star of all of those scary movies also shops at walmart? Funny he doesn't stick out as much as most shoppers.
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That's One Hip Family Photo - Family Album Glamor Shot Photos Fashion Fail - WTF
What the heck is going on here? Did they just get back from Walmart? I don't think they need to be making pictures like this. Please throw some clothes on.
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Walmart Supermarket Testing Out New Aisle Marker Road Lanes - Like if You Like
I really think supermarkets would be a whole lot better like this. I could also go for a fast and slow lane too. Usually there are a lot of slow pokes.
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Flavor Your Soul Patch Powder - Can You Lick It? Yes You Can. Hair Candy Fail
This looks kind of yucky. I don't think I would want to like Billy Ray Cyrus soul patch. I might get some hair in my mouth and it's even yuckier if it tastes like candy
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Blue Onesie for Adults at Walmart Looks Like Violet Beauregarde from Willy Wonka
My god the people of walmart never cease to amaze me. This time they are wearing adult onesies. I guess they've regressed to children
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Bring Your Kids To Work Day At Least Give Them Ones Exotic Dancer Parenting Fail
This girl should consider this special day and leave her kids in school where they belong. The club is no place for a bunch of kids. At least give them some ones.
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I Don't See the Resemblance - Confused Cat Stares Between Her Legs
This kitty isn't sure exactly what she's looking at but she knows she definitely not looking in the mirror. Now is the perfect time for her to go pee.
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Too Tight Shorts in Red White and Blue at Walmart - Fashion Fail
Excuse me miss? Could I ask you to please throw on some pants? You're body is overflowing out of it's current configuration and needs an update.
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What in God's Name Are You Wearing Pink Pajamas? Stay Classy People of Walmart!
Good god please send this lady home or throw a blanket over her. I think she escaped some lunatic asylum and she's wandering the aisles now.
