Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Looking Good Bro - Dude Looks Like a Lady Bald - Hot Pink Tank Tops at Walmart
Dude looks like a lady doesn't he? Everything works well except for the bald head. This goes down as an epic fashion fail but as a woman not so much.
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Women Logic. Show Boobs. "My Eyes Are Up Here!"
Ain't it the truth? How many times have you been chastised for looking when she's trying to show it? Oh well. We love 'em anyway.
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Girl Loves It Down South - Girls Canada Shirt Photobomb
They say you should take a picture to find out what you really want in life. We can see this girl likes Canada but prefers anal much more.
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The People of Walmart Need Your Support - It's Way Too Cold Shopping for a Bra
It's rather nippy in walmart isn't it? This girl should consider getting a padded bra or at least wearing one. I guess it's better than shopping naked like all the others.
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World's Best Cologne Ever - Guaranteed to Get Lucky - Sure Cologne for Men
Sure fuck cologne for men. I'm sure this is going to be a sellout. I'll take a dozen boxes of this please. Make it two dozen boxes.
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He's Carrying Low It's A Boy. Pregnant Man Waiting In Line Beer Belly at Walmart
This guy likes to walk around with his shirt open. Wouldn't be so bad if he didn't have the world's biggest beer belly. Dude button up.
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Nothing Says I Love You More. Roses & Condoms from Walmart. Romantic Fail
This guy really is hoping to get lucky tonight. To increase his chances he might consider buying a few more roses. Otherwise he might have to return the condoms
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Me and My Girl in the Shower She Went Crazy Lathering Shampoo and Soap Bubbles
Who would have thought taking a shower could be this much fun? I think maybe you put too much soap in their. You are going to drown in bubbles.
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Pitching a Tent in the Walmart Parking Lot - How To Live Outdoors and Save Money
This is the greatest idea ever. You can live in the walmart parking lot and you can forget about paying rent or owning a house.
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Patriotic Red White and Blue Bikini Top and Shorts at Walmart Fashion Fail
You are a real patriot when you wear red white and blue at walmart. Not only are you honoring your country but you are honoring the people of walmart
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Old Folks - Pull Up a Chair Will Be a While - Not So Fast Frozen Food at Walmart
These old folks really like to take their time don't they? You would think that they had all day with that chair there. Maybe they need a scooter?
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Old Couple Making Out on Park Bench - I Bet They Have Skeletons In The Closet
This couple is really getting hot and heavy. I bet they are really in love and are not afraid to show their love in public. Good for them.
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Packing Luggage - You're Doing it Wrong - Hot Pink Suitcase with Hot Legs
I told my girlfriend to get ready for our trip but I don't think she wants to go. I couldn't find her. I wonder where she is hiding?
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Just Washing My Hands in the Sink - How Romantic My Boyfriend Is Lending a Hand
You wash my back I'll wash your back right? Well this can include hands too. It's always nice to wash your hands in the sink even someone else's.
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Love You Baby - You Are the Key to My Heart and Boobs
This girl placed a heart right over her heart. I guess she really loves you dude. I'd suggest marrying her and living happily ever after
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Crib Foreclosure - Department of Family Planning Gives Baby an Eviction Notice
This poor baby must have not been paying rent because she just got an eviction notice. How sad. I guess maybe she can life with dad.
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How To Exercise Safely at the Gym - Exercise Bike Helmet Fail
This girl is taking safety too seriously. I think she thinks she might go too fast come off the rails and get into an accident
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Grandpa Always Hated Being Flat Chested - Skin Tight Clothes with Big Balloons
Good old grandpa. You can't take him anywhere. He's always trying to be the life of the party even if he's flat chested. He tries hard.
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Casual Clothing for Women at Walmart White Shorts & Top Black Boots Saggy Tummy
This is probably the new summer style from Walmart. Beautiful white top and shorts extra tight so your belly can hang over like a waterfall.
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Redhead Kid Photobombs Super Model - Vogue Cover Turns Into Mad Magazine
Wow this kid really sticks out like a sore thumb. Hope she wasn't trying for the cover of vogue because she's going to have to settle for mad magazine.
