Joseph DiStefano

@jd

I’m a lover not a fighter

191 Friends Joined September 2012
  1. How To Have Hands Like a Hand Model - Fat Fingers Like Sausage Links - Fail

    These sausages really look like fingers on this woman. I'm not sure which one I would prefer to eat. They both look so yummy

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  2. Woman Get Over Here This Instant... Baby Godfather Gets Boobs - Cop a Feel

    This little guy really knows how to demand something from his girl. I think I could take some lessons from this guy. If only the girl wouldn't slap me afterward

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  3. Eminem Morphs Into M&M - Just Gonna Stand There and Watch Me Burn and Melt

    Love the way you lie! This has to be the best morph ever. Eminem melts in your mouth not in your hands! Now you can see him melting!

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  4. Introducing... the Chocolate Anus - Pure Belgian Chocolate - WTF Eww Gross

    This chocolate looks utterly delicious. How could you not want a bite of this delicious stuff? I think I'm going to eat the whole box

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  5. Get Your Free Creepy Picture with the Easter Bunny at Walmart - Guy in Dress WTF

    What is going on here? Did walmart change their dress code? This guy is wearing a dress! I don't think that is the proper attire for easter.

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  6. Huge Sale at Walmart - Stock Up in World's Smallest Shopping Cart Miniature

    This mini cart has to be the world's smallest for sure. I would love to bring my wife to walmart with this cart then we could get out of there quicker.

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  7. Big Firm Booty - Butt Hard as a Rock - Buns of Steel

    This girl really knows how to show off the goods. She must workout because that ass is definitely solid. I don't think you could see it jiggle.

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  8. DVD's On Sale at Walmart - Prices So Low You'll Soil Your Pants Poop Stain Fail

    This poor person must have gotten so excited they dumped a load in their sweatpants. Somebody show this poor sole to the nearest restroom.

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  9. Sweating to the Oldies at Walmart - It's So Hot You Will Pee in Your Pants - Fail

    How comes this girl is not only sweating all over but it looks like she's either sat in a pool of sweat or she just peed all over herself.

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  10. Walmart Daily Double - Back Crack and Back Boobs - No Way Girl Fail

    It looks like she has a giant cleavage line going down that back. If I were her I'd pass on the open back dresses and prefer a less revealing outfit

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  11. How To Swaddle a Baby - See How Much They Love It - Baby Sticks Out Tongue

    This has to be the funniest baby ever. Who knew a baby had such a long tongue? I think he might not be too happy with his current situation looking like a burrito

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  12. You're Home Early... Surprised My Dogs. Dog Gives Dog a Piggyback Ride. Cute

    I knew these guys were up to some funny business when I was at work but I never knew it was this weird. Maybe they are high on dog biscuits?

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  13. Ham and Deli Meats are Worth their Weight in Gold at Walmart - Vagina WTF

    I guess ordering deli meats in this place means a little bit more than other stores. It looks like you will wind up with some huge hunk of meat.

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  14. Feel Free to Wear Your Underwear and Tube Socks to Walmart - Fashion Fail

    This girl looks right at home at walmart. The problem is it's not her home. She needs to go home and ask her mommy to dress her properly

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  15. Walmart Style Booty at Best Buy: Butt Implants or Extra Junk in Trunk Butt Shelf

    This has to be the strangest butt ever. Is it natural or artificial? If it's real this woman has the most unfortunate genes ever and should consider a dress.

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  16. How to Shop Like a Boss at Walmart - Not a Single Fuck Was Given That Day

    This kid is showing everybody how it's done. He's just laying back in the cart like he needs to be fed grapes or something. A true boss.

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  17. Bitch Spray at Walmart - Buy Cans By the Case - Completely Sold Out - Backorder

    What the heck. Could I buy a whole truckload of these for myself? It would be perfect to just spray this on someone sassing you to have them zip it.

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  18. Cucumber Party - First Girl to Swallow Whole Cucumber Wins - Vegetables Fail

    This has to be difficult to do. You have to really relax your throat muscles. I guess the guy is real happy with their progress

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  19. Snack Break at Walmart - Time To Fill Up My Belly - Fail

    This woman or guy must have had a long day shopping. It's time to carb up so their is more energy for shopping for more sales

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  20. Broken Arm Sling, Sweatpants, Tube Tops, & Belly Jelly at Walmart - Fashion Fail

    This girl should drop the phone and stop texting and put some clothes on. She probably broke her arm from texting too much.

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