Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Totally Crazy 80s Hairstyles - Big Hair Fail
Wow this brings me back to parachute pants and big hair all over again. I can just hear the 80s music now too. What was she thinking?
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Hide and Seek - Bikini Bathing Suit Beauty Contest and Bouquet Photobomb
I can't tell whether that woman is bent over and inside that girls bouquet or she is inside her body. Maybe she's playing hide and seek.
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Best Wedding Photo Ever - Bride Adjusts Groom - Bad Wedding Photos Head Fail
This bride really better check the copy on this one. I don't think she wants it getting in the family album. I don't know if dad even notices what's up!
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Does This Dress Make Me Look Fat? No, Just Cold, Bumpy and Perky - Photobomb
Wow she's really popping out of there isn't she. I think maybe she should wear some kind of pads or something. She's extra bumpy
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That a Palm Tree In Your Pants or Are You Just Happy To See Me? Chest Hair Fail
Who would have thought you could create a palm tree out of your body hair? Well this guy did it. I'm sure he's the envy of the beach. Bone head.
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Peekaboo Belly Button a Third Eye - Expanding Waistline Navel Fail
This poor guy doesn't realize he's staring at people. It's kind of scary. It looks like something from the lord of the rings! Yuck!
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Walmart Raises Standards, Stops Accepting Boob and Sock Money - Ew Gross
Well at least walmart is raising it's standards. People must have been handing soggy bills from the soaking wet bodies. Now all they need is a dress code.
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Born that Way - Why Do Boys Stick Their Hands Down Their Pants? - Baby Fail
This little kid is probably having some pleasant dreams. I wonder if he is dreaming of peeing, pooping, or eating? Either one of those sounds dreamy.
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Happy Father's Day Dad Head Cakes at Walmart Bakery - Beheading Cake Fail
These dads look so happy don't they? I guess they have smiles on their face because they were beheaded and decapitated right?
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BFFs Chugging Beer Boobs - Girls Just Want to Have Fun
This looks mighty refreshing. I could go for a sip. Do you ladies share? Girls just want to have fun for sure. Wish I could get in on the action.
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Sagging Pants at Walmart No Longer Just a Men Fashion Fail - No Way Girl
Wow. This girl really pulls of a fail well. Not only is she sagging but her front is baring a bikini bottom so she's well prepared. Gross
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It's a Jungle Out There - Parrot Jungle at Walmart - Bird Poop Fail
This guy is a walking turd delivery system at walmart. I wouldn't want to be walking behind him. I'd probably get pummeled with turds.
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Please Don't Touch Glass or Leave Belly Prints - People of Walmart Fashion Fail
This girl really needs to wear a full shirt otherwise that glass is going to smudge something fierce with a combination of sweat and goo.
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Blue Chiffon Dress at Walmart - Stay Classy People of Walmart - Fashion Fail
When people go out to walmart sometimes they really do dress up. Take this guy for example. He picked out his best dress to go shopping for low prices.
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Superman Kryptonite - Boobs
You know superman is powerless against these. One look and he is rendered useless. All superheroes have their weaknesses.
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Lions and Tigers and Bears Oh My Pool Has Hot Girls and Wild Animals WTF
Don't know who took this photo but how they all go together for one shot is amazing. I'm surprised none of these girls wound up as a steak dinner
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Flower Child Dude is All Grown Up and Shopping at Walmart - Woodstock Fail
This dude is probably caught in a time warp. Somebody needs to tell him it's not the 60's anymore. Instead of free love he's looking for low prices at Walmart.
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Good Dog! Now Bring Mommy's Bikini to Daddy - Dog Pulls Bikini Straps
This little dog is well trained. However I think daddy might have taught him to be naughty. I hope nobody else is around otherwise mommy is going to be a little upset
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Zoo Keeper Gets Spit On - I Have Not Spit on My Keeper in 0 Days Funny Animals
This little guy looks guilty as charged. I would definitely try to spit back at him. He has to know who is boss otherwise he'll ride all over you
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Swan with an Attitude - Sir Could You Just Calm Down for a Second - Fail
I think these people are not used to dealing with people that don't speak English. Maybe next time they could try bird calls or something
