Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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People of Walmart Crack Me Up - Price Rollback on Butt Crack - Tight Shorts Fail
I think people of walmart like to expose their butt cracks because it's now a new status symbol signifying prestige and high standing in society
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Hot Pink Sweatpants and Camisole at Walmart for a Great Big Belly Laugh - Fail
I think this woman is trying for the fashion fail awards and she just might get the top spot. The outfit isn't so bad it's the fit that's lousy. Next time maybe a shirt that fits?
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Strange People of Walmart No Butts About It Sticking Your Butt Out Checkout Fail
How the heck do these people get up in the morning and dress themselves? Are they special needs or are they doing these fails on their own?
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Women's White Sweat Suits at Walmart - Fashion Fail
Hey snow white where are the seven dwarves today? I bet they are hiding in your yoga pants! I think I would prefer black pants on her.
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Grandma Takes the "What's a Selfie?" Selfie - Squinting Older Generation Fail
I guess iPhones and selfies are not made for the older generation what do you think? Either she is squinting or she is wondering why the phone doesn't have a cord?
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Fine Design Women's Bathroom Sign - Perfectly Placed Screws for Boobs
This sign is great by design. I think that every public bathroom should have these outside the door to make the sign far more interesting
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Dog Sleeps Like a Boss and Coughs up His Leg
How the heck did he get his leg that way? I guess he really sleeps deep. He's probably dreaming of eating kitty cats or something
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Hot Spot - Let the Sunshine In Yoga - Sunset and Sunrise
I can't tell if this guy lit his butt or crotch on fire or if the sun is making it's way through his body. Either way I'm sure he's hot.
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Girl with Longest Tongue in the World - Ew Gross WTF
How the heck could a tongue get that long? She must be part frog or something? Maybe she's excellent at catching flies?
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Congratulations It's a Boy! - How To Swaddle a Baby - Proud Father
I guess this dad needed to be swaddled just like his baby! I think he might be very proud or he might have passed out. Can't tell which
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Dogs are Not Shy - I'm Not Wearing any Pants
This guy is definitely not shy. You can see he's kind of an exhibitionist right? Look at the smile on his face. Epic!
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How To Drive with Your Dogs in the Leg Area of the Car - Heels Over Head WTF
This girl is some kind of contortionist. How the heck did she get her legs like that? And how is she going to get out of there?
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Ride of Your Life Flaming Chariots of Fire - Giddy Up Horsey Human Taxi Ride WTF
I wonder if anybody can get this this taxi ride around town? They look like very fashionable horses. She's having the ride of her life.
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Hot To Cook on a Smooth Surface Electric Cooktop - Benihana Cooking Fail
It's going to take a while to clean that cooktop. I'm pretty sure that's not how it is supposed to be used. This is why you have pots and pans.
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Nice Girls are Easy - One Hour Free - Sign Photobomb
I think we can safely say this girl is not giving it away for free. Maybe it's a picture but not "it". Ok i'll take a one hour photo please
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Sexy Subway Style - She Likes To Watch Videos
Who would have thought that she loves to watch videos like the rest of us guys? Woman must be just like men right?
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Math is Sexy - Holy Shift! Look at the Asymptote on the Mother Function!
Who says math is boring. Math can be really sexy don't you think? Just look at this graph and tell me what you think!
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Best Umbrella Ever - Here Comes the Rain Again - Metal Chair Fail
This guy must really not want to get wet but he might get a little rusty. Maybe somebody should get this man a freaking umbrella
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Super Absorbent and Sanitary Sleeping Mask Fail
Dude it looks like you are wearing a tampon or something! Next time go to the drugstore and get a real mask. These kind will stick to your head.
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Walmart Now Serving Starbucks Coffee and Leopard Print Leggings Fashion Fails
Omg this person might be completely crazy. That would be the only way to describe somebody that would leave the house looking like this. Good god!
