Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Straighten Out Your Junk! Hand Magnetic Pen Holder / Pleasuring Device Walmart
This organizer is great for pens, pencils, scissors, rulers and the bedroom. Just grab this hand and go to town on your man thing. Great for organizing junk!
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Name Brand Underwear at Walmart - 100% Pure Butt WTF
I don't think you miss out on the great products at walmart. This name brand item is 100% pure tush. You can't get much better than that.
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Introducing Free Diabetes for Sick People of Walmart - Funny Sign Fail
This has to be the start of something great at Walmart. Free diabetes is a real bargain. Normally you'd have to eat copious amounts of sugar to get this.
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Google Chrome is His Favorite Browser - All Chrome and Silver Motorcycle Fail
This guy really likes chrome doesn't he? He's like a knight in shining armor without the knight or the armor. I'm sure some gal will like this
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Welcome to Walmart, Have a Seat - Dirty Underwear - Gross People of Walmart
I don't think I want to go shopping at walmart ever again. These people really need to change their underwear at least once a month.
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Your Door Was Open I Put My Balls on Everything - Funny Parking Lot Prank Note
I don't think I'd be getting back in that car any time soon. Maybe it's a good time to get the entire car washed and sterilized
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Neon Green Bikini and See Through White Top - Stay Classy People of Walmart Fail
I think this is a really nice top to wear around the store. You can go for a swim and still look like you are wearing a shirt. Classy!
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Rice with Herpes - Spicy Burn Your Lips - Food Fail WTF Disgusting Gross Yuck
I don't think I want to try this rice. I'm not into spicy food. I wonder if somebody stuck their junk into the food? I don't think I'm ever eating out again.
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How To Barbecue Your Baby - Redneck BBQ Fail - Hot Foot - Cooking Done Wrong
This poor little kid doesn't know the first thing about cooking but he knows a lot about being cooked. He must have some mighty hot feet.
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Gangsta Sagging Poop Stain - Dirty Underwear at Walmart - WTF Fail Gross
This has to be the worst case of sagging ever. Not only did his pants fall down but his underwear was dirty. Next time get your mom to wash your undies
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Wear Underwear on Outside, Stay Clean, No Skid Marks! - Walmart Fashion Fail
This is a great idea for a fashion trend or maybe she is just a little confused. The benefit is your underwear stays clean but your pants might get a little dirty
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This Girl Is On Fire - Drop It Like It's Hot - Burning Butt Dance Fail - WTF
Either she's on fire or she just let out lots of sulfur in that fart and somebody lit a match. Get down girl but don't go to low or you'll get burned.
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Mushroom Cloud Fireworks at Walmart - You Dropped a Bomb on Me Hair Fail
This woman's hairdo definitely looks like some kind of explosion. I wonder if somebody dropped a bomb on her or if she just used too much mousse.
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The Sword and the Sorcerer Casts a Spell at Walmart - Costume Fail
Either he's dressed up in a costume or this is his normal walmart attire. It's anybody's guess at this point. These people are so strange anything is possible.
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Now for Something Totally Weird - Taking My Boyfriend for a Walk on a Leash WTF
I can't really tell what's going on here but wherever they are I don't want to be there. Find out the state they are in and I'll cross that off my list too.
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The Most Fun You Can Have with Three Girls - Kinky Chariot WTF
I'm not sure the girls are having fun but the guy definitely looks like he's having a good time. I think these girls should rent the chariot by the hour.
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Blue is Your Color - Cookie Monster Spotted at Walmart - Cosplay Fail
This guy looks like he already had one too many cookies. I wouldn't feed him anymore. He's ready to explode chocolate chips...
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Fairy Princess Dress Up at Walmart - Make Believe Fashion Fail
The fail factor is really high at walmart even when people decide they want to play make believe. The gal at the checkout counter looks ready to call the police.
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Holding Your Own Nose the Smell is So Bad - Stinky Butt Crack at Walmart - Fail
You know the stink has to be bad when the gal is holding her own nose. They have to make this a crime at Walmart. These plumbers cracks are really getting out of hand!
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Look Out Below! Dropping Bombs Off the Monkey Bars - Flying Poop - WTF Gross
I can't believe somebody would do this. How could you possibly go to the bathroom without toilet paper? Next time this guy should bring a few rolls.
