Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Anti Self Pleasuring Strait Jacket - Train Kids Keep Hands Off Sin Zones Walmart
This item is sure to be a kid pleaser. Every kid will want one of these. After a while they will wonder why they can't move their arms. Then your fun begins.
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Grandpa in Marilyn Monroe Seven Year Itch White Dress Blowing Up Subway Scene
Wow who would have thought grandpa could look so good. Marilyn Monroe would definitely be jealous. I wonder how much his shorts will sell for?
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You Have Seaweed Caught in Your Bikini - Kelp Bush on the Beach - Hairy WTF
This gal better go for one of those brazilians or something the kelp is growing to bushy. What do you think? Some guys probably like this.
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Sounds Like a Bargain! Super Sperm Bank Sale. Bags of Kids are Guaranteed.
Yucko. Is all I have to say. Who is selling this garbage and how do I know it's pure stuff? I don't want to be in the delivery room and find out the baby is purple.
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Bottoms Up for Bottom Biscuits - Always Classy Never Trashy People of Walmart
Yucko! What is it with these people of walmart. I can understand the tank top but the short shorts with your ass hanging out? Take that butt home young lady
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She Likes to Be Licked -Tongue WTF Tattoos - Stay Classy People of Walmart
Ok gentlemen run for the exits because she hanging a sign out that says dig in. Last one to not make it out the door gets stuck doing the nasty
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Canadian Bacon at Walmart - Red Tutu, Furry Legs, Mustache, and Boobs! WTF
This guy or gal really should really identify their gender before they go any further. The mustache says man but the boobs say woman. A he she?
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Easy Free Parking at the Boner Garage - Classy Tattoo Fail
Wow I don't think this kind of tattoo is the greatest idea. It says I'm very classy if I live in a trash heap down by the river. Maybe next time just a butterfly?
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New Bikini Butt Credit Card Swipe - No Hidden Fees - Wash After Using - WTF
I think this little guy is too young to have a credit card what do you think? He certainly can't wait to make a transaction.
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Crack Repair at Walmart - Elastic Crack Cover - Prevent Stress Cracks Epic Fail
I wonder if they can use this stuff for butt cracks? They would sellout at Walmart because I'd be spraying this stuff all day.
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The Miracle of Childbirth - Vagina Kid's Slide WTF Fail
Whoever designed this must have had wanted to teach kids sex education. Coming out of this slide is like being born again. WTF
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Dirty Procrastinator - I Hate Taking Out the Garbage - WTF Stinky Gross
I think it's time to take out the garbage what do you think? When it starts to hit the ceiling that would be your first clue, not to mention the stink!
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Fuck Me - Stay Classy People of Walmart - Sexy Tattoos Fail
This gal really likes to put it out there and not beat around the bush. I think it's her bush she wants you to be beating around too.
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Perfectly Placed Homer Simpson Beach Towel - Bikini Babe with Boobs
This girl really knows how to get Homer's attention. You can see he likes what he sees too. Homer has a very devilish grin. I'm telling Marge.
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World's Tallest Mountain of Cotton Balls Now on Display at Walmart - Stack WTF
Wow she's buying a stairway to heaven and she just might make it there. These cotton balls code definitely crush the poor guy next to them.
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Attention Deficit Disorder at Walmart. Save Money. Live Better. Drink Dr Pepper.
This kid really looks like he has ADHD. Somebody please get a lasso and rope him down from there so he can get back in his cage.
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Granny Got Game - Walmart Singles Bar - Pink Leggings, Midriff Top, High Heels
This grandma shows she's no slouch. It's about time Walmart opened up a singles bar. Now you can find like minded people while stopping for sales.
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How To Have Big Puffy Lips like Angelina Jolie. Plastic Surgery Fail
Wow those lips are the scary kind. One kiss and you just might lose your whole head. Those are some big puffy lips.
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Split Personality. Sitting after Shopping. People of Walmart in Strange Positions
This guy is somehow seated in a split but I don't know how he's ever going to get up again. Maybe he's stuck there and somebody needs to call 911
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Pampers Swaddlers - Shove Down Your Baby's Throat or Stick in Eye - Walmart WTF
I don't think I would buy any of this stuff for my baby. It looks like child abuse. Maybe they need to stock items that are more gentle on your baby
