Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Fishy Water Wig Fish
Ok what's the deal here? Is that thing real? I didn't realize some fish could be so vain. He's either sporting a toupee or those natural hairs are some kind of evolutionary freakiness
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Tiger Stripe Sweatsuits at Walmart.
Now you can have the eye of the tiger (two of them even!) on your back and keep a lookout for the lowest prices. You'll feel like you are the queen of the jungle yet totally camouflaged so as not to draw attention.
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Extra Lucky Charms. Magically Delicious!
Never thought I'd see the day where cereal got lucky but there you have it. I guess that's why they call them magically delicious!
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Get Your Head Out Of Your Butt Butt-Head
I didn't think it was possible to actually have your head in your butt but she proved me wrong. She better hope she didn't have beans for lunch.
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Hot Pink Pole Dance Kit at Walmart
Now you can have the career you always dreamed of with the hot pink pole dance kit from Walmart. Easy to setup and fun to use. In fact, fun for the whole family!
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How To Pickup Women at Walmart with Just a Hoodie
Adult Single Needs a Lady. He looks more like the Unabomber. I'm sure he'll get a lot of calls. Even the Unabomber had his share of groupies...
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Anybody Got a Klondike Bar? Polar Bear Takes the Subway...
It was so cold outside the polar bear decided to take the subway. You can't blame him. It takes you everywhere you want to go plus free people snacks!
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Weatherman Tells It Like It Is. Epic Snow Storm Hits the East Coast. F**KED.
They were predicting the sky was going to fall on this one. So might as well tell the people the truth so that can make plans to either evacuate or say their goodbyes.
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No Laughing at Other People's Farts. Walmart Cracks Down Bathroom Stall Humor
This can't be right. If I'm going to be listening to somebody else farting I'm going to laugh automatically especially if I'm at Walmart. It's an automatic reflex. For spite I'm going to pee on that sign!
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Redneck Roof Top Apartment Complete with Lazy Boy Recliner
This is how we roll in the south! Sun splashed setting guaranteed to enjoy the view while you work on your sunburn. Just climb up the ladder and have a seat. It'll feel like you're in the penthouse suite!
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He Should Consider a Career in Potato Chips. Pringles at Walmart.
Ethnic diversity is alive and well at Walmart. Take pringles for example. This guy really knows how to add flavor to the workforce. In fact you just can't have one of him. You have to eat the whole bunch.
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Colorful Bud Light Beer Belly at Walmart
She looks like she's caught in a 70's time warp somebody get her a disco ball. I think I'm going to need trauma counseling to recover from this fashion fail.
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Bodybuilder Makes Ray Cutler Look Like a 98 Pound Weakling
Good thing for 100% natural bodybuilding. We were getting worried that bodybuilders were beefing up excessively and looking like mass monsters.
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Nailed It. Despicable Me at Walmart. Whaaa?
This guy is a dead ringer for the despicable me dude. Looks like he even has the glasses on. Apparently Walmart has it share of celebrity wannabes.
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Don't Mind Me I'm Just Adjusting My Junk
This kid looks like a real ham. He could have a career is a rapper real easily. These girls could be his first set of groupies. They are obviously into him.
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Accidental Phone Dial. Testing Out Mobile Phones with Gorilla Glass at Walmart
I guess she's testing out the phones at walmart. I hope she doesn't crush those screens. Hopefully they are made of Gorilla Glass.
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Walmart Honors Our Fallen Heroes by Dragging them Around the Store on the Floor
This kid needs to hang on tight because those floors have a lot of friction on them with all that grime. He's going to get the floor sparkling clean!
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I'm Lovin It: McDonald's Tooting Their Own Horn with New Ad Campaign Tattoo
You have to hand it to McDonald's they sure know how to toot their own horn, especially when it comes to an ad campaign centered on a tramp stamp tattoo.
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Nothing Is More Important Than Spending Time With Family
You can see this kid really loves spending time with his family. How nice of him to play an online game with the whole family at the dinner table.
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Tricycles at Walmart. Who Says Kids Get To Have All the Fun?
Why not bring your adult tricycle to walmart and ride around the store. Just be sure to ride in the bike lane so you don't run over anybody.
