Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Butt-Flix Takes on Netflix
Now you can stream movies right to your ass with buttflix! Who needs netflix anymore? This is so more enjoyable to watch. Don't you think?
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Frosted Flakes with Cheese... They're GROSS!
Talk about super yucky. This looks like vomit in a bowl. I think I'll pass on breakfast this morning. Coffee is sounding so much better.
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When She Says She Likes Beefy Men, Give Her Exactly What She Wants....Red Meat!
Not sure how many slabs of beef are on this guy but I can't imagine he's going to keep very long without getting spoiled. Somebody please eat him.
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Glow In The Dark Jeans at Walmart
It looks like he has a nuclear reactor under those pants. I can't believe JNCO jeans are back in style. Maybe this guy could start a new fashion trend.
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Climbing Wall at Walmart... Can You Make it to the Top Shelf and get the Sugar?
It looks like a new sport is brewing at Walmart. Trying to make it to the top shelf is not easy with all the obstacles along the way like slippery sugar!
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When Girls Do Their Nails... the dog NAILED it!
Oh my god. If this picture isn't right on the money I don't know what is. She's holding out her puppy paws for you to admire her wonderful nails.
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When I Was A Pup I Had One Toy and It Was a Stick -- Crochety Old Man Dog
This guy definitely makes a good meme and a good point. Pups today are spoiled and get way too many bones, treats, and toys. Wise old dog.
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camelflage
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TV Dinner Snow Formation
Put this in the microwave and you'll wind up with a wet dinner! Very clever here. I wonder how long it took them and if it's actually edible?
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One Eyed one Horned Flying Purple People Eater Shopping at Walmart
She sure likes the color purple does't she? I'm fairly certain if she turns to the camera she'll only have one eye. Now all she needs is a horn and some wings.
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Santa Now Mrs Claus After Sex Change Operation. Shops at Walmart
I guess it's a sign of the times. Even Santa has to be his true self. My brain is not going to be able to erase this one. Maybe he should try losing the beard?
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How To Gross Out the Dentist: Vampire Dental Decay
Hey vampires need to go to the too right? I guess this guy has been missing his regular brushing and flossing? I think the dentist needs to go for the wrench.
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He Gave Her an Extra Special Valentine's Day Gift... and Broke the Bed
Next time no jumping on the bed! I'm sure they had lots of fun. Now you have to shop for a new four poster bed. That's not going to be cheap!
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Boston Gets Record Snowfall. Prudential Building Covered in Snow.
You know it's a lot of snow when the snowdrift is almost as high as the prudential building. That's going to need a huge snowblower or some very fast global warming.
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How To Destroy a Cute Couple Selfie with a Perfectly Centered Photobomb
This dude couldn't get anymore perfectly placed. Either they planned this or they are in for a rude surprise when they flip through the pictures of the day.
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Baby Momma Fail. Mom Keeps Abreast of the Latest Fashion at Walmart
I think this mom could have picked a better top to wear today. This one seems to have broken some kind of cleavage record. Somebody get her an overcoat.
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Bench Warmer. Sleeping Shopper Belly Flop at Walmart
Talk about crashing this poor soul must have really had enough shopping and had to retire for the afternoon. Somebody get this person a blanket!
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Robert Plant Spotted at Walmart... That Dude Looks Like a Lady
You never know what celebrity you will run into at Walmart. Here we have lead frontman of Led Zeppelin with those long golden curly locks of hair. He's still got it.
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The King Of Walmart
I always wondered if somebody was the supreme ruler of America's favorite store. Well it looks like this guy is not only the king but very stylish as well.
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Stylish In Bed and On The Go
Ever wanted to be in bed when you are out about town? Well now you can bring your pillow and blanket with you on the go and make a fashion statement.
