Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Dad Ruins Prom Photo: Armpit Photobomb
Leave it to dear old dad to mess up a good picture. She's going to appreciate that one later on in life. She probably won't be to happy when she sees it.
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Bambi's Bedroom - My Dear Pet Deer
This is a pet that will soon be making headlines. I don't think you need a license to own one of these but you're going to need a lot of paper to cleanup the deer poop on the bed.
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Upside Down Bicycle Kick by Soccer Monk
Football never saw anything like this. A Shaolin monk that's adept at the art of flying through the air upside down. Lookout Cristiano
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Suspenders at Walmart: No More Butt Cracks!
This is a great idea. Somebody should hand these out for free. It would be a public service. Entire communities would be rejoicing
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KFC Debuts Fried Chicken Fortune Cookie
What could be better than getting a fortune after eating your chicken? I see some indigestion in your future. The future is now!
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My First Time at Taco Bell - Boy Sings Toilet Bowl Blues
I bet he won't be having spicy food for a long time maybe never again. I think there might be some long term scarring here. Somebody help him out of the bowl.
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Who Needs Pockets? Walmart Hand Warmers
I wouldn't want to shake hands with this lady. You never know when you are going to wind up with a handful of stinky butt.
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How To Protect Yourself at an ATM: Pitbull Guard Dogs
I don't think anybody is going to be attempting to take cash from this woman. If they are lucky they'd walk away with one less arm. Those dogs look SCARY!
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Walmart Automotive Repair - Duct Tape Sunroof
Now that's what I call a bargain. Rather than paying the manufacturer one thousand bucks I fixed it myself at Walmart for three bucks!
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Eaten Alive! Russian Economy So Bad People are Eating Pigeons
This reminds me of ozzy osbourne eating a bat on stage. I think that gas prices better start going up soon. There isn't much meat on pigeons.
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Deer Lord! Find a Date on Tinder
Nothing better than a profile picture with a deer. It screams I'm on an animal and I want to be treated like one. She'll go far on this dating site.
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No Music Music Video by Rihanna Stay in My Bathtub (w/o Mikky Ekko)
Ok this is totally weird even for Rihanna. She can do no wrong at this point...right?
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Black and White Polka Dot Bikini at Walmart
It's important to not only look your best but dress appropriately in the summertime at Walmart. This woman knows how to show off her long legs while blocking out the harmful rays of the sun with a sun hat.
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Extra Large Hair Curlers at Walmart
One size fits all is not the Walmart way. You have to size the curlers to be inversely proportional to the brain size of the shopper.
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The Purple Nurple. Tiger Woods Gets a Man Pinch
The only thing better than this pinch is that the whole world can see it. Tiger is getting mighty playful in his old age. He's going to need something for nipple soreness.
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Amazing! Problem is You Can't Read the Sign! Sign Spinning
Ok this guy is the coolest acrobat ever. Some of his moves look totally impossible no idea how he does it!
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Suspenders Lose the Battle of the Butt Crack at Walmart
This guy really fought valiantly at the battle of the butt crack but his suspenders were just no match for his behemoth backside.
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One Of Those Rare Occasions You're Happy the Picture is Out of Focus at Walmart
Could you imagine if this was in focus? Your eyes would melt out of their sockets. I think this person actually cause the lens on the camera to melt.
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There's the Throw and the Play at the Plate
I'm fairly certain this is going to result in a suspension not an out. There's always some wise guy that thinks he knows how to play baseball.
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Pole Dancing Takes on Pole Falling... Epic Fail
Poor girl didn't realize they didn't put the pole in their solid. Imagine pulling the pole out of the ground mid swing? That's going to leave a mark.
