Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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How Can You Tell If You Need New Tires? - Walmart Automotive
If you look at these tires closely you can tell there is a little wear in them. I would say it's a safe bet to get some new tires at this point.
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Very Hot Tree... The Strong Silent Type.
This tree looks like it's getting ready for some sexy time. This is the first tree that I think I might have feelings for. She looks like the strong silent type.
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Clearance Sale on Hot Pink and Fleece Boots at Walmart
Now that's a bargain that can't be beat! Everything hot pink must go to make way for clothes that people should be wearing instead of looking silly.
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Fresh Produce at Walmart: Extra Long Squash
The produce at Walmart can't be beat! Take this extra long squash for example. It's the only vegetable that can also be used as a jack hammer.
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Grandpa Sporting the New Ugly Sweater Onesie at Walmart
These are definitely going to sellout this christmas. Grandpa is a trendsetter. They are going to be backordered on these until well into next year.
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One Direction Fan Offers Butt to Harry Styles... Tomato Sauce Bottle Style!!!
This fan really likes Harry Styles. Not only did she make an awesome sign offering herself to Harry but she brought the butt with her too.
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Do You Need Extra Protection? Wear a Condom Dress!
This couldn't be any safer. Now you don't have to worry or have any problems. You are totally protected from anything thrown your way...
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Paradise Lost: Beautiful Waterfall in the Rain Forest
Now this looks like it's right on the edge of paradise, a far cry from the city. It's so surreal it looks fake.
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High Heel Glass Stilettos at Walmart
If you break it you pay for it. If she can navigate the breakable items in those stilts she might be ok but one smooth surface and she's taking down the whole aisle.
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No Monkey Business at Walmart
No monkey business at Walmart especially for people in scooters. I didn't realize they allowed monkeys in the store, must be a new policy.
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You're So Vain... The Vein-ist Bodybuilder Ever???
This guy is like the incredible hulk of veins. It looks like his blood supply is in ample supply. No problem taking this guy's pulse!
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Smooth and Creamy: Peanut Butter Hair
You can tell this guy really knows how to take care of himself. Somebody should grab a jar of jelly and dump it on his head for a PB&J.
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Dropouts Falling on Hard Times: Students Dropping Out of the Ceiling
This poor kid is going to wish he studied more starting with simple math and physics. It doesn't take a brain surgeon to realize you are going to break some bones from that height.
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Everybody Bugs Me About My Hair
She is probably an avid bug collector and travels everywhere she goes with her bugs. It looks like her entire head is crawling with bugs. GROSS!
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Making Copies... DIY Mammogram
You heard about outsourcing right? Well now they have machines to do your own mammogram! Just drop a few coins in and save thousands of dollars from a doctor's visit.
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Bee Attacks Bikini
Ok this has to be the funniest animated gif EVER! This girl has a conniption fit trying to get the bee. Would have been best to just dive into the water.
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Happy Couple! - Tree Sloths Family Photo
Now isn't this the happy couple! I can even see them smiling very slowly. That's one hell of a tree house they are living in.
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Tony the Tiger, Frosted Flakes and a Butt at Walmart, They're Great!!!
This woman is trying to make herself magically delicious. Well she certainly has my attention. Now I just need to find some anti nausea medication.
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Walmart Now Offering Free Tattoos: Five Finger Discount!
Leave it to the largest super store in the world to start offering the greatest deal in the world: free tattoos. Here is the catch: it has to say "Walmart"
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Toys for Dad: Life Sized Dolls at Walmart
Ok it looks like dad really has outdone himself. I bet he can't wait to get home and do some entertaining. Junior looks confused. I wonder if he's had the talk.
