Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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I Can Touch My Butt with My Tongue!!! --Flexibility Selfie
How many people can touch their butt with their tongue? She certainly can and has the selfie to prove it. I'm not too sure she's that flexible though.
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Lime Green Fashion Fail. Straps, Tattoos, and Ripped Stockings at Walmart
Somebody call the fashion police I think some kind of law was broken at Walmart. Maybe we could all team up and buy her some new clothes?
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String Bikinis at Walmart
Now you can get ready for the summer at Walmart. They've created a beach resort atmosphere. Just put on some string and show up.
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Stuffed Animal Hippo vs Stuffed Lips
They kind of look similar don't they? I think she needs to lay off the lip injections and the makeup and lay low on social media for a while.
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Nasa Discovers Aliens are Butt Heads
Nasa discovers aliens are butt heads and here is proof! Who knew they were just like us? Hilarious!
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Men's Red Underwear at Walmart
If you are looking for underwear at Walmart forget white go with red. It will stand out so much more, especially if you wear no pants.
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Texting in the 80's... Flinging Folded Paper Notes
Remember when you used to fold up pieces of paper and fling them across the room? Who would have ever thought they would go digital?
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Older and Wiser: Grandpa Playing it Safe for Valentine's Day at Walmart
Grandpa always gets lucky but you never know when your luck is going to run out so might as well play it safe!
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Paula Deen + Donald Trump = Paula Deen Trump!
She's not only running for president but she also makes the richest recipes filled with tons of calories. Donald appears to finally have some southern charm
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Humpty Dumpty is Back... Boxing!!!
This guy has one hairy back. Add a felt tip marker to the mix and now humpty dumpty is back on his back! Very clever. His hair probably smells though.
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No Teeth Barbie Doll
These dolls are getting more real by the day. Now you can purchase a no teeth barbie doll. I'm sure the false teeth come as an accessory
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Waking Up to Cheetah Nibbling my Foot on Safari
This is the kind of alarm clock you definitely don't want to have. One minute you are up the next minute you are missing one leg!
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Please Fund Removal of My Forehead Tattoo - GoFundMe
This gofundme campaign is for a worthy cause. Please fund her forehead removal so she can go back to living a normal life and get a job.
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Sharp Nails? Not Cute! How Do You Wipe Your Butt?!
This is the question I've been meaning to ask these women. You are taking a big gamble with every swipe. Better play it safe!
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World's Biggest Wedgie? Jean Shorts at Walmart
I'm not sure how this outfit was put on. It looks like she has the world's biggest wedgie. Is that underwear coming out of those shorts?
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Head in the Clouds... Cloudy Milk in the Fish Tank
Had a friend of mine stick her head in a fish tank and spot some milk out. This is the result! It looks like the next great album cover!
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Bird Smoking a Cigarette
I guess the surgeon general hasn't translated the smoking warning to birds yet. Looks like birds are now chain smokers.
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She's Got Legs and Knows How To Cross Them at Walmart
Welcome to Walmart! Have a seat and make yourself comfortable. Don't forget to take a bath before you show up!
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T-Top Tops and Egg Whites at Walmart
At walmart you have the greatest amount of variety. You can pretend you are riding in your camaro with t-tops all over again while getting some protein.
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I Heart You Butt Tattoo
Nothing says I love you more than a butt tattoo on your temple. This one really makes the girls go wild. It almost looks like he's got a hole in his head.
