Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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What Women Want in a Man
Strong silent type, remembers your birthday, loves children, dream guy, in touch with feminine side, family man, loves mother, romantic home cooked meals
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Aunt Carol the Cougar
I wouldn't mess with this Aunt. You invite her over for dinner and the next thing you know your throat is ripped out and you are dinner.
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What a Waist
That tattoos aren't nearly as unreal as that waist. Either she has the tightest spanx ever or her belt is acting like a noose on her waist.
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Beach Bikini Bite
She's using her friend as an appetizer. She might need to wash it down with some ocean water. Great illusion and zero calories!
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Walmart Customers Spotted at Target
I don't think this could be a Target customer could it be? They are usually so civilized. I can't imagine this outfit is native to Target.
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Walmart Goes Green Butt Crack
It's good to see these guys are environmentally friendly. I wouldn't want to see them polluting the area with toxic waste. It's bad for business
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Midnight Blue Nightgowns at Walmart
Now you can wear a nightgown and not worry that everybody is looking at you. Make sure you have a good pair of sandals too.
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Shocking Hair at Walmart Battery Center
If you are thinking of getting batteries at Walmart just be sure not to get an electrical shock otherwise you might have a really bad hair day.
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Two-Ply Tops at Walmart
Now they have tops with twice the strength at Walmart. Good thing! At any minute this shirt looks like it's going to burst.
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Groceries in the Trunk at Walmart
I guess you have to make sure that you have enough room for your groceries in the trunk. Too much and the groceries might fall out.
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Balloons and Flip Phones at Walmart
If you want party balloons look no further than walmart. They have all sorts of party balloons. They should put instructions on them: do not ingest.
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Flower Power at Walmart
If you missed the 60's now is your chance to get on the train again. She looks all psychedelic and ready to exercise with Olivia Newton and get physical
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Pregnant Smoking Spot at Walmart
Thank you for not smoking especially when you're pregnant. Maybe she's not smoking cigarettes? Somebody call child services.
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The Hidden Hair Bun Hairstyle
All she needs is a point to complete the bonehead. I think this hairstyle will become popular among academics and big brained people.
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Grandma Does Deadlift
It's pretty sad when a grandma can lift more than me. I think I think I've been focusing on isolation exercises a bit too much.
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Cheeky Couple Checks Out at Walmart
It's weird but her butt looks like the cheeks/mouth of a cat and her outfit looks like the cat is wearing a mask. Can you see it?
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"The Joseph" Towering Hairstyle from Walmart
If she stacks her hair any higher they are going to have to raise the roof at walmart. I'm trying to figure out how her neck can hold it all.
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Tired Looking Men's Ties at Walmart
You know this guy has a knack for picking out good ties. I think he's so enthralled with his pick he's taking a nap just to contain himself.
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Walmart ATM and Tutus
I guess this person just came from dance class. That tutu looks really great on her. Red and blue are definitely her colors...
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Women's Activewear and Earrings at Walmart
Some how that hair and those workout clothes don't seem to go together. Maybe she's really wearing a long dress and it's invisible?
