Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Back Lat Spread at Walmart
Who would have thought they'd hold a bodybuilding contest at Walmart? This back lat spread is hard to beat. I'm going to have to do a lot of pull-ups.
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Classy Pink Bikini at Walmart
I think she could have picked a better outfit than this. Perhaps one that really shows off her face instead of her hands and face and nothing more.
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Open Back Butt Crack at Walmart
There has to be some way to close the view there. It's like a set of venetian blinds that desperately needs a pull string to close the view.
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Classy Clothes at Walmart
I think camisoles with skulls and stars is ok but when you can see your underwear through the pants that's probably not ok especially when they are as thin as a string.
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Smiley Shorts at Walmart
Now there is a happy guy. It's important to fill your mind with happy thoughts and even more important to fill your shorts with them.
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Smiley Sweatsuit at Walmart
This should cheer you up right? Too many people are unhappy these days. Plastering a bunch of smiles on you might help your attitude.
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Garbage Bags at Walmart
Now they are making clothes out of garbage bags. The fancier garbage bags have the pull tie too and scent control. All welcome additions.
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Walmart Parking Lot Car Pile Up
That parking lot can be dangerous. Everybody rushing and racing around to find a spot so they can find the latest sale and see the latest fashion trend.
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Big Black Cat Bed Couch
That's probably the biggest cat I've ever seen. I can't imagine what the size of the litter box is. These cat bed are going to sell out for sure!
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Deli Meat at Walmart
I don't think these deli meats are going to take away from the missing half of the shorts on this woman. She needs to cover up with some bologna.
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Rodents in Love
Who says prairie dogs don't like love? These two seem to be kissing like humans. I wonder if they are really just transferring nuts?
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Lightning Strikes Plane
Now that's something you don't see very often. I'm wondering if the people in the plane are noticing the temperature up a million degrees.
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Bras and Underwear at Walmart
Whenever you are in need of undergarments just head on over to Walmart and they will hook you up. Just be sure to wear some in the store.
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Pregnancy Test at Walmart
Next time you think your pregnant run to walmart then run into the bathroom and test it right then and there without going home.
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Sharks Stubs Toe on Coral Reef
Poor guy. Look at the anguish in his face. Hopefully he'll be ok. He looks so cute I want to bring him home as a pet and put him in my tank.
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Exploding Volcano Selfie
Here's when you don't get to see often. When all your friend are doing sorry old selfies you've got a one of a kind. Too bad you won't live to tell about it.
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The Breakfast Mobile
I'm ready for some toast and butter. This amount of butter might give me a heart attack though. It's enough to clog up an army of arteries.
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Silver Slacks at Walmart
I can't say these pants aren't sharp looking. I might have to get a pair of these and try them on for work. They'd go nice with a tank top.
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Dr Pepper Soda at Walmart
They need to stop selling sugar water and leopard print leggings. They are a bad combination. I don't know which one is worse.
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Splattered Paint at Walmart
You have to think Walmart is breaking knew ground here. I imagine they are just going to remove the story and plot to save money.
