Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Posh Plastic Bag Fashion from Walmart
Now you can have the fanciest clothes at the absolutely lowest prices with plastic bags made in china. Fashionable yet economical.
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The Double Onesie at Walmart
Call of the wild is back with the double onesie. Not only are you attached at the hip with your BFF but your legs are bound together so you can't walk away.
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Back in Black Bra at Walmart
Looks like scooters are back and so is the open back top showing your bra. Somebody get her a shirt that covers the back too!
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Stinky Stains at Walmart
Looks like somebody pooped in their pants. Better make their way to the tough stains section and pour a whole bottle on that backside.
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Big Bad Brown Bear Onesie at Walmart
Looks like Walmart is busting into preschool clothes for adults. All she needs is her blanket and a pacifier. Hopefully this is just a fad.
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Christmas Sweaters and Stocking Stuffers at Walmart
I can't tell if it's cold outside or hot outside and is she wearing pants or not? The closer I look the more it looks like stockings. What do you think?
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Sultry Santa Suits at Walmart
I guess she's trying to look sexy but this is all too embarrassing because everybody knows that it's cold at the north pole and you need to dress warmer.
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Dad Wears Purple Pajamas and a Wig to Walmart
I know dad is starting to get senile but the pajamas really don't look as bad as the wig on his head. Maybe he'd look better with a purple wig.
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Dad Wears Extra Small Shorts to Walmart
I think dad is taking a chance here. There is a small possibility he might cut off circulation to his legs or worse. Looks like we'll need scissors to get them off.
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Plungers and Plumber's Cracks at Walmart
That's when you know you've hit the bullseye. Better plunge hard because it looks like this drain is clogged. These walmart people are nuts!
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Yoga Blue Jeans at Walmart
Now you can look good and not suffer the indignities of yoga pants by these all new blue jean yoga pants. It looks like blue jeans painted on.
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Double Decker Dress
What a happy couple. You can see it in their smiles although it's almost impossible to focus on their smiles with those boobs sticking out like that!
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Plunging Neckline Blouses at Walmart
If this neckline plunges any further it might hit the floor. I'm not sure how everything is staying in place. It looks like it needs another top over it.
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Butt Fresh Fruit at Walmart
I don't think I'm going to be eating the oranges or any fruit for that matter. I don't thing the skin on the fruit will be able to withstand that kind of dirty
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Girl vs Vending Machine
I think those sodas are going to lose this battle. When that vending machine falls the sodas are going to be all over the place!
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Low Price Adjustment on Pants at Walmart
I think she just sent the price of those pants down to the floor. After touching them like that I don't think anybody will buy another pair.
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Fluffies and Furry Leg Warmers at Walmart
She looks like she just appeared in a broadway production or something. At least she's all dressed up and showing some tail.
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Poop on the Go Scooters at Walmart
For the busy man or woman that does not want to be inconvenienced by having to stop at the bathroom while shopping. What could be more appealing?
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Leather Skirts and Boots at Walmart
Who says people don't dress up at Walmart? She's even got a fur coat on. If this isn't classy I don't know what is. I can't tell if she's hot or cold though.
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Walmart Camouflage Fashion
Definitely the pinnacle of walmart fashion here. I can't tell whether it's camouflage or whether somebody tried to do a paining by splattering paint.
