Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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How To Fix A Round Cage
Pebble gives her best advice on how to fix a round cage. She is highly opinionated to say the least!
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Pillsbury Dough Balls at Walmart
I don't think I'm going to be eating these rolls. They look like they might hurt if you just gently flick them let alone bite them.
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Leg Warmers for Your Scooter - Stay Classy People of Walmart!
Nothing like wearing a pair of leg warmers and not much else while you scooter around Walmart! Or are those pants? Just don't fall off or your moon might eclipse the entire sun! Stay class Walmart people!
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Going to Walmart Need Anything? Super Sized Snowboarding
This guy looks like a cross between a perfect circle and a blimp. I don't know how he's getting that much airtime but if he crashes he's rolling down that hill.
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Identity Protection at Walmart. She looks like she's getting ready for a joust.
This is definitely the best way to shop at Walmart. Nobody will recognize you. You don't even have to dress up or put make up on. Time saver.
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Have a Seat on My Couch...
She had me fooled. I really did think that was a couch. She should consider going into the furniture business. She's a couch expert! OMG
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Loose Fitting Levi's Skirts at Walmart
I don't think she could get this on any tighter. She's going to start losing circulation to the rest of her body. Get the scissors and cut it off.
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Colorful Winter Clothes at Walmart
Is that winter clothes or is that a bath towel he's wearing? I think he might be practicing the fine art of layering your clothes.
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Arnold on Being Different...
The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else... --Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Super Savings on Snowman Shopping Carts at Walmart
This is where the real savings can't be beat. Instead of hiring low waged workers or robots Walmart decided to use old fashioned snow and ice.
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Walmart Walking. We Got This...
Whether it's your first steps all full blown mall walking at Walmart if you can walk upright have the battle is won. Don't worry. You got this...
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Butterball Turkeys at Walmart
I'm ready for some turkey to bring in the new year. Looks like she has one cooking on top of her head. All we need now is some stuffing.
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Shrunken Head. Zoom Out with Reverse Glasses
This guy looks like he landed on a remote island and the natives shrunk his head. I'm sure his brain capacity is about 1/10th of what it was.
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Exotic Pool and Fire Pit on the Beach
I wish I had one of these in my backyard instead of having to travel a zillion miles to live like a king! This looks incredible and expensive!
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Men's Underwear at Walmart
I think the men's underwear might be mixed up with the women's. Somebody probably switched the signs on this guy and nobody told him.
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Tires and Rims at Walmart
Definitely overstocked on tires and rims. There's so many they are popping out of people's pants. Looks like he needs new rims though.
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Santa Last Minute Shopping at Walmart
Here's Santa when he doesn't have his suit on. It looks like a specially made red robe to hide all the Christmas milk and cookies he's been eating and drinking.
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Christmas Trees and Decorations at Walmart
I never thought of wearing a christmas tree on your sweater. Now you don't have to put up the tree you just put it on. I wonder if it's washable?
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Caution: Slippery When Wet Floor Sign
I can see he fell right on the sign. It wouldn't have been so dangerous had he had a belt on. Oh well I'm sure they can pry it out of his butt
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Grinch Stole My Pants! Boxers at Walmart
Looks like it's going to be a very light christmas for her. Maybe she can ask Santa for a new pair of pants and maybe a whole new wardrobe.
