Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Eminem - The Monster Music Video - Explicit with Rihanna
"The Monster" is a song by rapper Eminem, featuring guest vocals from singer Rihanna, taken from Eminem's album The Marshall Mathers LP 2. "I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed / Get along with the voices inside of my head / You're trying to s…
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Claudia Schiffer, Carla Bruni, Amber Heard, and 30 years of famous faces | Daily Mail Online
Wow how the supermodels have changed throughout the years. It's funny how people's tastes change of our time. These gals are timeless!
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Grace Kelly 1956
A beautiful woman. She doesn't even look realistic in this picture.
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Eminem - Love The Way You Lie ft. Rihanna
Music video by Eminem performing Love The Way You Lie. © 2010 Aftermath Records#VEVOCertified on September 13, 2011. http://www.vevo.com/certified http://www.youtube.com/vevocertified
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Noodles De Toilette
I'm sure this tastes pretty good right after the toilet bowl has been used. I wonder if she is worried about getting E Coli.
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Hands and Feet Folded
Instead of folding your hands now the new craze is to fold your toes with your hands. I don't think I can spread my toes like that.
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Here In My Garage: My Lexus Found a Trapdoor
I don't think I'm going to get full value for this Lexus anymore. I might be able to get the dents buffed out but the alignment will never be the same.
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Eminem - Rap God Video (Explicit)
Eminem parodies Max Headroom while formally declaring himself as the immortal and preeminent rap god. Are you going to argue with him?
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Designer Bags and Butt Cracks at Walmart
The epitome of elegance: a designer bag and a butt crack with a tattoo on it. You can't get any more Walmart than this.
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Women's Pajamas and Panties at Walmart
I didn't realize you could try these on in the store. Hope nobody winds up with a used pair they didn't want.
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How To Exchange Your Butt at Walmart
You can't return your butt at Walmart but you can issue an exchange. I'll take a smaller butt myself along with the every day low price.
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First Kiss Photobomb
Nothing like destroying a touching moment with that face. Good thing they are oblivious or they might have to be treated for post-traumatic stress disorder.
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Portable Toilet Takeoff
I don't know what the last guy did in there but I can see the results were explosive. I'm just glad it wasn't my toilet that went airborne.
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Humongous Alligator Walks Slowly Past Visitors at Nature Center
I don't know about you but I wouldn't be standing there taking pictures. I'd be testing the limits of my sneaker and leg speed.
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Wild Woman
Nothing wrong with being proud of what you have. In fact, place it in a leopard skin outfit for everybody to see. Nothing wrong with looking too good
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Huge Rabbit Riding: No Way Girl - Twilight Zone!
The look on the girl's face with the drink is classic. I bet she's wondering if somebody spiked her drink with mushrooms.
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Golden Arches: Warmest Greetings from McDonald's McCafe
This is definitely going to wake me up in the morning. Make mine a double with extra sugar! LOL!
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Man Punches Kangaroo In Face To Rescue Dog
In the epic struggle of man vs. kangaroo this man walked away with his entrails intact. I don't know if I would have been that brave even with a knife. This guys has King Kong's balls.
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Only One Lane Open at Walmart
Ummmmm no. Why is this the only Lane? And why is it that at the same time I have to stare at this woman's butt?
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Colorful Clothes at Walmart
It looks like a patchwork of pieces of clothes sewn together. The good thing is the outfit really comes together in the end.
