Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Best Pitch Ever
A bit outside the strike zone. Definitely a ball.
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New Apple Vision Pro
I'm ready to buy one right now. Incredible! I guess we don't need TVs anymore. I can finally have a 120" TV anywhere!
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What is the Meaning of Life?
This pretty much sums it up. You chase the carot on the stick (money) until you wind up right in the grave.
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Busted By Your Wife!
I knew she had eyes in the back of her head.
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Man Catches Kid Thrown from a Burning Building
Man that apartment and balcony is totally on fire. The kid was three. Looks like he made it out safely!
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Dude Plays A Dirty Joke On His Buddy
He should have dipped the hot dog in mayonnaise first.
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Stripes and Butt Cracks at Walmart
The stripes always make his butt crack look so much better. It's almost like the crack fits into the jigsaw puzzle.
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Boys Clothing at Walmart
I think dad is sneaking into the boys section and wearing mom's clothes to do it. She has to be wondering why her clothes drawer is always missing clothes
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Parking Lot Cracks at Walmart
You know Walmart has a really big parking lot that is loaded with cracks. Here we have a super sized one. This butt crack is going to need extra glue.
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Cocktail Shakers and Mixers at Walmart
I'm sure she's making a run for her job as a cocktail waitress. They probably ran out of some cocktail mixers and shakers.
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Midriffs Shorts and Boots for Grandma at Walmart
You know you have reached the epitome of fashion when you don't give a damn what anyone else thinks! Welcome to Walmart...
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Hair Extensions at Walmart
If you are looking for a hair extension that looks like a monkey tail then look no further than Walmart. Those dreadlocks have fused together!
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Caveman Colors and Pink Pumps at Walmart
When you are unsure whether you want to have that rugged caveman carrying a club look or a more feminine high heels look don't settle. Do both!
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Couple Looks Like Hell at Walmart
Couples always look better dressed in flames and skulls. It makes for a better relationship when you look like hell.
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Hooded Coat Muff on the Subway
This coat is probably going to get you a lot of attention. The subway must be completely empty because normally guys would be flocking to her.
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Boots and Bodysuits at Walmart
Why do I always get stuck behind the person in the bodysuit at Walmart? I feel like I'm going to a kid's gymnastics class. Good thing we have our cell phones!
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Sale Prices Bottom Out at Walmart
You can see the sale prices have bottomed out at Walmart. She literally has her bottom out to show her approval. Now that's a butt crack!
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Gold Shag Rugs at Walmart
I think she took a gold shag rag and put it on top of her head. It definitely makes it easier to do your hair in the morning!
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Extra Light and Skin Tight at Walmart
I think this skinny gal needs to start eating more calories and put some meat on those bones. Next stop for me would be Dairy Queen!
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Pink Camisoles, Headbands, and Platform Shoes from Walmart
This is definitely a Walmart exclusive. Pretty in pink camisole and white platform shoes. It looks like she just woke up and put on her platform shoes for Walmart.
