Meme
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Woke up covered in pussy
Forgot to turns his swag off
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Crayon Eyebrows
Mom bought me more crayons. I have eyebrows again.
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Sleep not found error
Error 4:04 am sleep not found. (you know like a webpage 404 error?)
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Beware of Dog
Beware of Dog he wants cuddles. Cute dog!
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Jerk Lips
Flirts with you. Leaves
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Hair Sail
In the morning, we sail east!
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Bad luck Brian gets more RAM
Bad luck Brian gets more RAM on his computer so his virus runs faster!
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Do you even lift?
Giant fighter jet plane next to tiny propeller plane. Hilarious!
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Born or downloaded?
No you were not downloaded. You were born!
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Success Baby on IE 10
Computer came with Internet Explorer 10. Faster crome download!
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Life is too short
Life is too short to waste time matching socks
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Babe I know what it looked like
but she was just changing my diaper
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Unicycle Unitard Unicorn
This unicorn is riding a unicycle in a green unitard!
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Undercover sheep
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Gloves? You mean bitch mittens?
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Chemistry Cat
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I run a trade business
