Neal Crow
live and let live
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Reversible Pants at Walmart
These pants are reversible, that is, you can put them on ass backwards. Now we won't be able to tell if you are coming or going!
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Auto Detailing and Dents at Walmart
I can't wait for my car to be squeaky clean and all dented up. Maybe she can break the windshield too.
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Walmart Hospitality
Nothing like a nice wholesome friendly greeting for your fellow man. This Walmart shopper really needs a friend to fuck off.
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The Walmart Quadruple Header
It's the season for a Walmart quadruple header. These ladies really hit it out of the park. Game over!
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Stretch Your Dollar with Tops at Walmart
At Walmart you certainly can stretch your dollar with a selection of truly tasteful tops. The problem is they taste so damn awful. Yuck!
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Real Walmart Confessions
I work at Walmart. I secretly take pics of people because I literally can not believe the things people wear out of their houses!
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Scented Candles at Walmart
These are scented candles from Walmart. I hope the scent is not what I think it is. I love your butt generally mean farts.
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Baby Breastfeeding Fail
Things are not working out for this poor guy. Either someone needs to get him a bottle or his mom stat. How cruel!
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Heart Shaped Yolk
I knew there was a reason I loved eggs. This egg is loving me back. I heart eggs. I heart you too :-)
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Watch Your Step. Cute Kittens...
It looks like there are just enough steps to hold the whole family. How cute! I wonder where dad is?
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Just Riding My Horse in Walmart
I guess these men thought it was ok to ride horses in Walmart. It feels like we are now part of the wild wild west and we're going to stampede through the store for some savings.
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Gluten Free Mom
Germaphobe mom brings a germ net to her son's game. Guess whose son has a made up gluten allergy?
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Bubble Gum Blowfish Lips
You know your bubble is really good when you start to look like a blowfish. I think his mouth is trapped in a bubble.
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Sparkling Mullet Body Wash / Car Wash from Walmart
Get your sparkling mullet body wash and car wash from Walmart. It's strong enough to clean the car yet gentle on the nards!
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Grandpa Dresses Up for Walmart
If you are going to go to Walmart why not get all dressed up. He looks like he might be from Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves.
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Blue Bell Bottoms at Walmart
I don't know what's happening here. Did bell bottoms come back in style. It looks like blue bell bottoms met a tight dress with a wedgie.
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Free Home Construction
Who wouldn't want free home construction? Now you can have your home and free erection for nothing.
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Cold as Ice Gargoyle
This building statue is as cold as ice. I think it needs to get more fiber in the diet. It looks like diarrhea in the winter.
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Just Hanging Out
Just hanging out. It looks like she has a few things hanging out. At first I thought they were her feet ;-)
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Testy Drivers Test
I think she's just about had it with her drivers test. I would give her a failing grade for being too obnoxious. Fuck everything? She should at least be more selective.
