Neal Crow
live and let live
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Angry Birds In Real Life
This guy just got the high score.
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Phone Privileges Suspended
Bunny don't play.
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Ames Room Will Blow Your Mind
It will totally warp your sense of size. It's all relative.
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Cucumber Testing at Walmart
I guess she's testing to see if it's fresh enough for her salad.
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Marilyn Monroe-Owl
The iconic flying skirt skin redone by an owl. I can't decide which I like better!
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The Definition of FAFO
Little kid takes a dart gun right to the nuts and does a cry dance...LOL.
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Gentle Giant Not Impressed
This tiny kitten tries to take on a giant Newfoundland dog. He is completely unphased.
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Kid Shoots Mom Painting
Note to self: don't paint on a ladder if your son is a sharpshooter.
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Hava a Seat Grandma
Looks like grandma helped her self to a seat. Now hopefully the seat will come out of her butt when she stands up!
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Skin Colored Biker Shorts with Butt Crack at Walmart
That's very clever. A pair of skin colored biker shorts that already have the butt crack built in. Now they don't have to be falling down to show them off.
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Pink is the New Black at Walmart
Pink is the new black didn't you know? It's very patriotic to have a red white and blue colored pink showing through your sheer black butt.
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Butt Crack and Suspenders at Walmart
Make sure you support your butt crack with a pair of suspenders. You want to make sure it really stands out.
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Handcuffs at Walmart
Get your handcuffs at Walmart. Try them on and walk around the store or let a friend drag you around by your neck.
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The People of Walmart Unitard
Behold the people of Walmart unitard not to be confused with the people of Walmart regular tard.
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The Walmart Ballet
Now selling tickets to the Walmart ballet. You can see your favorite people of Walmart all dressed in tuts. Now I'd like to see them balance on their toes.
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Backpack Purse at Walmart
It's about time somebody invented this. Now woman don't have to hang a big heavy bag from one shoulder. Genius!
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Caveman Beer at Walmart
Nobody can say this guy isn't a he-man even with the big furry dress on. I wouldn't mess with him. He probably carries a big club.
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I Have Dyslexia
I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia! F**k. I can't seem to do anything right. Maybe I'll lay off creating signs for a while.
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Looking Really Goose Girl
This girl is looking really goose. If those eyes look any more human I'm going to ask her out on a date.
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Heads Up
Wow this guy has quite a few problems in life. One of them is he can never find a girl that loves him for his mind and not just his head.
