Three Second Rule Applies - Dropped Food on My Kid's Head - Fail Parent



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It's definitely safe to eat food off of your kid's head. It's even safer to lick food off of your kid's head. As long as it hasn't sat there for longer than three seconds you're good.

  Aabha Kaajal


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