An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a Bar...



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...and order large mugs of beer. Upon being served, each finds a fly in his drink. Repulsed the Englishman sends back his beer. The Scotsman gently flicks the fly out of his mug and begins drinking. The Irishman carefully lifts the fly up by its wings, holds it over his mug, and screams "Spit it out! Spit it out!"

  Stewart Ferguson


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