Imagine you are all alone at home, watching TV and you fall asleep. Now you are dreaming that you are far off someplace enjoying yourself and suddenly you feels as if something was sitting on you and its breathing near your neck. You try to open your eyes really slow to see what it is and then suddenly you see to green eyes looking back right at you. Don't worry, its a cat. You take a deep breath and calm yourself but then suddenly you realize that -

YOU DON'T HAVE A CAT!!!!!

What do you do? Scream. Haahhahaahahahahah now I know why that cat was smiling when the guy is scared in the photograph.