Channing Tatum showed up at “ Jimmy Kimmel Live” in Hollywood last night. Channing Tatum sang the praises of his “White House Down” costar Jamie Foxx before the conversation transitioned to his newborn daughter Everly. Always the instigator, Kimmel asked Tatum, “What kind of dad do you think you’re going to be when she is a teenager?”
A visibly-disturbed Channing fired back, “Pfft, suicidal? I don’t know, if she’s anything like I was…” before trailing off. When asked for examples of what he did in his younger years, Tatum explained, “You know, the normal stuff, just sneaking out and whatnot. My dad would snore… and we had a sliding glass door because it’s Florida, so on the inhale of the snore [I would slide the door open]. But it sucked when you came home and he wasn’t snoring!”