Never one to exercise discretion, James Franco spilled the beans on his strange friendship with Lindsay Lohan during his interview on “The Howards Stern Show” today.

Right off the bat, the “Spring Breakers” stud declared, “I never had sex with Lindsay Lohan,” offering to swear on his mother’s life that LiLo’s ‘sex list’ should not include his name.

James also recounted a time that he made out with the “Mean Girls” actress while living at the Chateau Marmont. “She broke into my room at three in the morning,” he recalled, also claiming that she “stalked” him.

Additionally, Franco stated that Lindsay always seems to cause trouble for him. “Every time I’ve brought her into my life… it’s turned really lame.”