I don’t think that is the latest iPhone.

Apple sets the trends. Just ask any hipster perusing vinyl albums by bands that you’ve never heard of at the local indie music store and they’ll tell you the same. With this in mind, it only makes sense that, as other manufacturer’s build phones are bigger, better, and more powerful, that Apple would take a drastically different approach by releasing something like this.



You can just imagine the Apple aficionados now as they with this thing out. Touchscreens are cool, but you can use them with gloves on. Sure, you can watch high definition movies on your 5 inch screen, but this thing can play Snake like nobody’s business.



Don’t let the fact that it looks remarkably similar to the Nokia phones on either side fool you, either. It’s just another example of Apple’s competition copying their innovation and turning out second rate devices for people that don’t know better.



If you want to listen to music, share pictures, watch videos, and play games, then get yourself a computer. If you want to call and text and possibly beat a mugger to death using nothing but your brand-new cell phone, then all you need is the latest and greatest addition to the iPhone line up from Apple. You don’t want to get laughed at the next time you walk into the local Starbucks wearing your vintage fedora and horned rimmed glasses, do you? Of course not, which is why you should empty out your savings account right away and purchase what is easily the most innovative technological device to ever have a fruit logo printed on it. Getting the phone number from that Women’s Lib burry stuff has never been easier thanks to the latest iPhone.



Or, this could be some cheap knockoff, but since there’s no way to be completely sure, we’re just going to have to assume that this is the real deal and that the next wave of trendsetting devices was found on a red velour blanket behind a piece of plexiglass.