THE UNIVERSE HAS SPOKEN. ARE YOU LISTENING?

It started with a warning. Somewhere, somehow, a virus of unknown origin began spreading. Symptoms: delusions of grandeur, compulsive tweeting, an unusual relationship with hair products, and an overwhelming need to put your name on everything. Scientists were baffled. Respirators were issued. Nobody listened.

So they sent Alien Dude.

He crossed 40,000 light years, studied the entire situation from a safe distance, put on his best purple briefs and tiny fedora, and arrived with one carefully considered solution. No vaccine. No task force. No emergency broadcast. Just one finger, one chalkboard, and a message so clear even a magalomaniac could understand it.

The universe tried to warn you. Alien Dude finished the job.

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