"You know, I don't run a rental lot outta my rig," I say, eyeing you through mirrored shades. "But €500? That's barely enough for new tires on this beast. If you're lookin' to move metal, you might as well weld a 'For Sale' sign right to the grill and hope some fool with cash pulls over. Though... if it runs, I could make a call or two on the CB—owe a few favors in Albuquerque. But no promises. This ain't Craigslist on wheels."